Crank 2: High Voltage

[monosylab1k]

This looks like the greatest movie ever made.



Fast & Furious AND Crank 2 all in the same month? April is gonna rock my scrotum clean off.

[Spurminator]

[IronMexican]

mono serious or kidding?

[CuckingFunt]

Fast & Furious AND Crank 2 all in the same month? April is gonna rock my scrotum clean off.

Ditto.

'Cept for the scrotum part.

[MannyIsGod]

mono serious or kidding?

Seriously?

[dirk4mvp]

If there's ever a movie Statham has done worth anything besides Snatch and one of the Transporter movies, it's Crank. Can't wait.

[J.T.]

mono serious or kidding?

Have you not seen Crank 1? Jason Statham takes like every drug imaginable, s Amy Smart in broad daylight with a bunch of wide eyed Asians cheering him on, then he whoops some ass and falls from a helicopter that was pretty high above a skyscraper and apparently now he didn't die. This is like finding out that Tooth Fairy is not only real, but packing a nice pair of jugs, landing strip pubes, a pussy that smells like strawberry ice cream and you just found out she puts out on the first date.

[IronMexican]

So you think Fast & Furious is a good movie?

[J.T.]

If there's ever a movie Statham has done worth anything besides Snatch and one of the Transporter movies, it's Crank. Can't wait.

You need to see:

Mean Machine
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Revolver
The Bank Job

[dirk4mvp]

Have you not seen Crank 1? Jason Statham takes like every drug imaginable, s Amy Smart in broad daylight with a bunch of wide eyed Asians cheering him on, then he whoops some ass and falls from a helicopter that was pretty high above a skyscraper and apparently now he didn't die. This is like finding out that Tooth Fairy is not only real, but packing a nice pair of jugs, landing strip pubes, a pussy that smells like strawberry ice cream and you just found out she puts out on the first date.

If grand theft auto ever had a movie, crank 1 was it.

[IronMexican]

Guess I have to watch it some day.

[monosylab1k]

So you think Fast & Furious is a good movie?

The first Fast & Furious movie is absolutely in the "so corny it's good" category. Parts 2 and 3 were just re ed, but now that Diesel & Walker are back together, I have high hopes for part 4.

[TwAnKiEs]

"He treated me like his hot little ."

[Spurtacus]

First movie was a trip. This one should deliver.

[MiamiHeat]

The Bank Job was ok

Crank 1 was awesome

Crank 2 High Voltage looks like a complete testosterone adrenaline rush, i am so ing there.

[tlongII]

Crank 2 should be good. I loved the first one.

I like F&F 1 and 3. Hopefully this will be good as well.

[BlackSwordsMan]

How is he in part 2? He fell out of a helicopter

[tlongII]

How is he in part 2? He fell out of a helicopter

It's the movies.

[BlackSwordsMan]

you sure?

[dirk4mvp]

you sure?

I don't know the exact reason, but I'm sure there's some bologna reason why.

[MiamiHeat]

I don't know the exact reason, but I'm sure there's some bologna reason why.

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working

[Frenzy]

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working

sounds like a good plan. i like the phone ring in the movie

[dirk4mvp]

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working

Well this fits the bill.

[monosylab1k]

The great thing about the original Crank is how it was seemingly written by a being from another dimension who has no idea about physics on Earth or how the human body functions. Hopefully C2HV lives up to the groundbreaking original.

[florige]

So you think Fast & Furious is a good movie?

I thought it had it's moments. F&F2 sucked. Crank was awful. But I really, really hate Jason Stantham so......