Lamar's ultimatum

[ElNono]

[I. Hustle]

Truth hurts? Just because the Spurs couldnt win won the past 2 years with 3 guys dont mean anyone else cant. Boston Celtics 2008, Miami Heat 2006. STFU and GTFO.

Spurs is a has been team. get over it.

Well we like to think that we are still in it but hey...

Even though I don't agree with Che completely I don't consider the Spurs a has been team at all.



Are all these rappin'/hypin' trolls the same person?

[TheMACHINE]

Well we like to think that we are still in it but hey...

Even though I don't agree with Che completely I don't consider the Spurs a has been team at all.



Are all these rappin'/hypin' trolls the same person?

its good to have hope, but in che's case, theres a differnce in wishing well for your own team and saying dumbass things about other teams to make ur self feel good.

[I. Hustle]

its good to have hope, but in che's case, theres a differnce in wishing well for your own team and saying dumbass things about other teams to make ur self feel good.

Truth hurts? Just because the Spurs couldnt win won the past 2 years with 3 guys dont mean anyone else cant. Boston Celtics 2008, Miami Heat 2006. STFU and GTFO.

Spurs is a has been team. get over it.

Speaking of ugly? 4-1 to the Mavs.

Don't get it twisted I'm still a Spur Fan

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

Orale pinche Lamar Odoms
Ya chut up already puto
Joo just brought out El Mero Mero Freestylero



Why you cryin’ about the way Mish treateded joo
En serio I wanna kick you in the ass with my ostrich boot
Yust grow up puto and act like joo got some cajones
Because nothing comes free not even frijoles

Be a man pendejo and stop blaming others
Joo get paid to play a game that I play in my wranglers
Sopita de rice Sopita de pollo
Joo wanna get paid like Chaq when you play like Adonal Foyle

Jou can’t even hold me
Porque I’m duro en la pintura
What did he said?
I said jour game is basura

So you can say mis Spurs no vale
But this season it’s going to be otro jale
This jear jour Lakers got all the iceses
Pero in 2010 jou can tell me how my ass tasteses

[fo'shizzle]

Mitch, how could you treat me this way?
all I wanna do is get paid to play
once I bounce I won't look back
and then the Lakers ain't gonna win jack

u must be nervous, shaking in your seat
like a white girl walking into Kobe's suite
with Sasha, Luke and Adam, your future looks dark
I mean, is this the Lakers or a in trailer park?

Once I'm gone, where you gonna find a replacement?
Lakers will take it up the ass like Gasol in Kobe's basement
and I don't give a if you borrow from china
I wanna see your wallet wide open like Sasha's vagina

you better show Lamar the money before its too late
or you'll regret it like Buss drivin with point'o'eight
so Mitch, think again don't let this season go to waste
swallow your pride and tell me how my ass taste

Man, this is the right here!!!

[nkdlunch]

LMAO this thread delivers

[nkdlunch]

Go Chingo
Go Chingo

He wants to kick you in the ass with his ostrich boot
The ones that he wears has a Nike swoosh
He wants to kick you in the ass with his ostrich boot
The ones that he wears has a Nike swoosh

Put 'em up yo
Put 'em up yo
Tell him how his ass tasteses
and put 'em up yo

what the k???????

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Hype Man Manu's arrival to these threads cranks it up to 11.

[ambchang]

I would imagine a fan base that supports adultery, spousal abuse, and animal abuse to be less sensitive than this.

[Rappin' Lamar]

Orale pinche Lamar Odoms
Ya chut up already puto
Joo just brought out El Mero Mero Freestylero



Why you cryin’ about the way Mish treateded joo
En serio I wanna kick you in the ass with my ostrich boot
Yust grow up puto and act like joo got some cajones
Because nothing comes free not even frijoles

Be a man pendejo and stop blaming others
Joo get paid to play a game that I play in my wranglers
Sopita de rice Sopita de pollo
Joo wanna get paid like Chaq when you play like Adonal Foyle

Jou can’t even hold me
Porque I’m duro en la pintura
What did he said?
I said jour game is basura

So you can say mis Spurs no vale
But this season it’s going to be otro jale
This jear jour Lakers got all the iceses
Pero in 2010 jou can tell me how my ass tasteses

Pedro, why u in here trying to make me lose my cool
just get the out and go finish cleaning my pool
what is this dribble you write it makes no sense
yo no hablo, I'm a brother, damn you are dense

I had to get your sister for me to translate
had to interrupt her from cooking my favorite plate
so you say you are the mero mero?
but she said you ain't nothing but a pinche culero

gotta go now, so stop wasting my time
pathetic how you mix spanish in order to rhyme
and I want my pool clean on friday and park in the back
and don't waste my time again dude, you ing

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Rappin Lamar = teh winz

[Phillip]

you missed the most important part to conclude each of these raps in.

fail.

[Rappin' 'Mic'an]

Chingo that was so bad i almost had to faint
now sit back and watch as i go hard in the paint

Lamar, wipe the off your face,
because everyone knows we are the dominant race

Once we get this rap down, what else is left?
Oh wait, you still have us in robbery and theft.

Uhhh, Rappin 'Mic'an here to put you all to waste
and you can sit back and tell me how my ass taste

[Chingo Bling]

First of all baboso only familia calls me Pedro
If jou lose jour cool es porque eres pendejo
Jour right I don’t make sense bish I’m makin’ dollars
Don’t be mad to me because J Buss has got jou on a collar

As far as mi hermana puto I sent her over
Che made jour favorite plate but brought my dog the leftovers
I am the mero mero bish you can’t fight it
She called me culero cuz I put her fat ass on a diet

Vale mas que te vayas and run your dumb ass home
I mixed in english bish porque I speak Espanol
Jou won’t have a pool on Friday they just foreclosed on jour place
So JOU can ask ME for a job but FIRST… TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTESES

[Kai]

Chingo Bling and Rappin' Lamar have to be the same person. This is just too hilarious.

[cobbler]

Hey rappin Lamar
Just who you think you are?
You came here years ago
To join the great lake show

Yet only half the time you played
And 14 mil a year we paid
You got starter compensation
For inconsistent participation

So now we win it all
And you have the nerve and gall
To say we won’t be
If you take your ball and split?

So I’ll tell you rappin Lamar
Exactly who you'll be
Just another bball star
Playing for the MLE

So take your ball and run
To the other shore with sun
And not a second will we fuss
You just don’t with me, the Buss

[carrao45]

Hey rappin Lamar
Just who you think you are?
You came here years ago
To join the great lake show

Yet only half the time you played
And 14 mil a year we paid
You got starter compensation
For inconsistent participation

So now we win it all
And you have the nerve and gall
To say we won’t be
If you take your ball and split?

So I’ll tell you rappin Lamar
Exactly who you'll be
Just another bball star
Playing for the MLE

So take your ball and run
To the other shore with sun
And not a second will we fuss
You just don’t with me, the Buss

sounds like a peom not a rap

[cobbler]

sounds like a peom not a rap

Thank You for the compliment!

[cheguevara]

Truth hurts? Just because the Spurs couldnt win won the past 2 years with 3 guys dont mean anyone else cant. Boston Celtics 2008, Miami Heat 2006. STFU and GTFO.

Spurs is a has been team. get over it.

Speaking of ugly? 4-1 to the Mavs.

R u ing stupid???

Celtics won with a team T-E-A-M. they had a deep ass bench. So did the Heat plus they played the choke ass mavs.

face it. Lakers without Odom, , even with Odom will have a tough time. Why? mainly because they have a bench

[Chingo Bling]

If jour having feria problems I feel bad for jou son
I got 99 problemas but Lamar ain't one


I speak the espanol that’s just how I roll
So for all you pu os my pinga jou can blow
This chits crazy but it keeps me on my toes
I’m from Tamaulipas guey but I shill with Tejanos
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd cross the river too and risk the currents flow
I'm like chinga su madre bish I’m international
If you don't like me joto is because jour a coward
Got beef like my tamales? Then c’mon mijo
Jou don’t like how I talks well I don't give a SO
Jou tried to piss me off by bringing up my sissers fat ass
Don’t get mad cuz I has more platinums and diamans...jotos
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the bling that Chingo has
I’m from Mexico bishes I ain't dumb
I got 99 problemas but Lamar ain't one
Hit me


99 Problemas but Lamar ain't one
If jou having feria problems I feel bad for jou son
I got 99 problemas but Lamar ain't one
Hit me


The year is '09-‘10 and mis Spurs can ball
On the freakin floor is the Lakers jaw
I got two choices yall let this chit go or
Wait for his rebuttal and make him my
Pero I might get too tired porque as a rapper he’s fake
‘cause a Mexican with more dollars is a slap to his face
So I’ll...shill out maybe let this hoe go
As far as Mi’can goes he yust makes me bored
Soy rish and jung and for reals my buckle glows
and I gots more iceses than the whole lake show
Plus I’m going to slang some tamales and get me some mo’
While jou act like a and bend over some more
Jou ask for too much monies like jou don’t know who you are
Jou turned down 9 mill and will only make half that chit
I bet jou feel like a puto cuz of jour stupid fits
Is funny because I made 80 mill off one deal and my paper’s stacked
I have platinum grillz and mis pockets son fat
I bet jour yust mad because you were yust killed by the King
Not LeBron James pero Chingo Bling
So come back if you dare and bring jour whack ass chit
Yust remember guey that this mojado can spit
Jou probably wan to talk back because jour Odumb
I got 99 problemas pero Lamar ain't one
Hit me



Jeah BISH tell me how my culo tasteses!

[in2deep]

Mitch, how could you treat me this way?
all I wanna do is get paid to play
once I bounce I won't look back
and then the Lakers ain't gonna win jack

u must be nervous, shaking in your seat
like a white girl walking into Kobe's suite
with Sasha, Luke and Adam, your future looks dark
I mean, is this the Lakers or a in trailer park?

Once I'm gone, where you gonna find a replacement?
Lakers will take it up the ass like Gasol in Kobe's basement
and I don't give a if you borrow from china
I wanna see your wallet wide open like Sasha's vagina

you better show Lamar the money before its too late
or you'll regret it like Buss drivin with point'o'eight
so Mitch, think again don't let this season go to waste
swallow your pride and tell me how my ass taste

[spursfan1000]

Kobe and Gasol

[in2deep]

If jour having feria problems I feel bad for jou son
I got 99 problemas but Lamar ain't one


I speak the espanol that’s just how I roll
So for all you pu os my pinga jou can blow
This chits crazy but it keeps me on my toes
I’m from Tamaulipas guey but I shill with Tejanos
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd cross the river too and risk the currents flow
I'm like chinga su madre bish I’m international
If you don't like me joto is because jour a coward
Got beef like my tamales? Then c’mon mijo
Jou don’t like how I talks well I don't give a SO
Jou tried to piss me off by bringing up my sissers fat ass
Don’t get mad cuz I has more platinums and diamans...jotos
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the bling that Chingo has
I’m from Mexico bishes I ain't dumb
I got 99 problemas but Lamar ain't one
Hit me


99 Problemas but Lamar ain't one
If jou having feria problems I feel bad for jou son
I got 99 problemas but Lamar ain't one
Hit me


The year is '09-‘10 and mis Spurs can ball
On the freakin floor is the Lakers jaw
I got two choices yall let this chit go or
Wait for his rebuttal and make him my
Pero I might get too tired porque as a rapper he’s fake
‘cause a Mexican with more dollars is a slap to his face
So I’ll...shill out maybe let this hoe go
As far as Mi’can goes he yust makes me bored
Soy rish and jung and for reals my buckle glows
and I gots more iceses than the whole lake show
Plus I’m going to slang some tamales and get me some mo’
While jou act like a and bend over some more
Jou ask for too much monies like jou don’t know who you are
Jou turned down 9 mill and will only make half that chit
I bet jou feel like a puto cuz of jour stupid fits
Is funny because I made 80 mill off one deal and my paper’s stacked
I have platinum grillz and mis pockets son fat
I bet jour yust mad because you were yust killed by the King
Not LeBron James pero Chingo Bling
So come back if you dare and bring jour whack ass chit
Yust remember guey that this mojado can spit
Jou probably wan to talk back because jour Odumb
I got 99 problemas pero Lamar ain't one
Hit me



Jeah BISH tell me how my culo tasteses!

this is just terrible because it's too damn loooong

[Chingo Bling]

this is just terrible because it's too damn loooong

Bish I chortened it!