Heat’s Beasley admitted into rehab center

[jb4g]

I bet he gets some good , probably makes it tough to stop. I would like to think i could give up that habit to play in the DAMN NBA!

[crc21209]

Well can't say I didnt see this coming. The guy looked high out of his mind all the time!

[gaKNOW!blee]

These damn Big12 athletes....always wanting to kill themselves.

[Oompa Loompa]

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from always getting high?
Ending up like Plaxico with a bloody right thigh
Why don't you try getting high on life?
And stop pretending you'll commit suicide

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no sympathy

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you straighten up you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

[The TroutBum]

I'd STILL trade Boozer for him...

[JamStone]

"What does mine say?"
"Dude"
"What does mine say?"
"Sweet"
"What does mine say?"
"Supercoolbeas"
"What does mine say?"
"Dude"

Please, Allah, let Beasiley out-Darko Darko. Please, oh please.

[anakha]

"What does mine say?"
"Dude"
"What does mine say?"
"Sweet"
"What does mine say?"
"Supercoolbeas"
"What does mine say?"
"Dude"

Please, Allah, let Beasiley out-Darko Darko. Please, oh please.

I dunno. Going all Hulk Hogan on your jersey and threatening to rape someone's mother is going to be hard to top.