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Did he actually have the guts to make a move on you?
I bet your friend was freaking the out.
But, then again you might be that irresistable.
x a billion.
Did he actually have the guts to make a move on you?
I bet your friend was freaking the out.
But, then again you might be that irresistable.
Last edited by Gatita; 04-27-2005 at 03:12 PM.
CC, you better be glad you didn't get shot by a husband. Or have the woman leave her man for you!
I have 7 ex-brother in laws and could write crazy stories the rest of the afternoon about a few of those...
One situation I was involved with was with a real POS loser ex...he was starting to show signs of being physically abusive and my sister moved out and came to stay with me for awhile...he called up one night incredibly ed up...from what we could tell it was an apparent suicide attempt using sleeping pills and a bottle of Jack and he was calling to tell her what a she was for leaving him and he passed out while she was talking to him. I suggested we check on him in the morning to see if he had been able to do THAT right but she insisted we go over there and check on him...as I suspected he had even ed up on that...he was dead to the world when we got there but still had a pulse...so the neighbor and I carried/drug that fat tub of lard out to my Grand Wagoneer and loaded him in the front seat and hauled him to the hospital...I was going down I37 doing seventy and suddenly this jerkoff sits straight up, looks around, and then opens the door and tries to throw himself out of the car...I am a big guy and reached over as he lunged and grabbed him by the back of the collar as he went out the door...I had the steering wheel in one hand and the back of his collar with the other as he was hanging out in space....I just held him there and looked back at my sister and said "can I PLEASE just drop this asshole?"...
no !...I came damn close once...I was in the upstairs bedroom with two of them once when their husbands came home unexpectedly a day early from a fishing trip...I had to grab my clothes and jump out the second story window...CC, you better be glad you didn't get shot by a husband. Or have the woman leave her man for you!
I would've told her "Opps! He slipped."
Dude....no !...I came damn close once...I was in the upstairs bedroom with two of them once when their husbands came home unexpectedly a day early from a fishing trip...I had to grab my clothes and jump out the second story window...
You don't happen to have a smiley face tattooed on your ass by any chance?no !...I came damn close once...I was in the upstairs bedroom with two of them once when their husbands came home unexpectedly a day early from a fishing trip...I had to grab my clothes and jump out the second story window...
Like this guy:
If you do, I think we've seen your naked ass around these parts!
I'm going to have to back out of this thread...I left my wading boots at home.
What reeks?I'm going to have to back out of this thread...I left my wading boots at home.
I am not kidding on that one SW...I smashed the out of a 4' tall privet bush...scratched the out of my legs and almost ripped my nuts off...it wasn't funny at the time...
Did "they" sustain any permanent injuries?!
Well, this one girl I dated for a couple of months started seeing her ex bf again, so I broke up with her.Well, I started hanging out with an old friend that I had always had a crush on since I was single now.Well, my ex gf who I just broke up with started to call my mom and tell her that I was having "wild sex with tramps" and thats why I dumped her. My mom just laughed and I just laughed too. I havent spoken to her since.
Did "they" sustain any permanent injuries?!
fortunately no, but I did keep them safe and covered up for a few days while I laid low...LOL
What part was she lying about, having wild sex or the tramps?
I haven't seen to many two story trailers.no !...I came damn close once...I was in the upstairs bedroom with two of them once when their husbands came home unexpectedly a day early from a fishing trip...I had to grab my clothes and jump out the second story window...
I haven't seen to many two story trailers.
there was a tornado and they had to move into an apartment till the insurance settled...
seriously...the neighborhood I bought my house in was better than Wisteria Lane...I kind of accidentally hooked up with one and before I knew what was happening she was referring her friends to me and they were referring their friends...a couple of times I actually had women I didn't even know show up ringing the doorbell and tell me that so and so said she should come see me...I was like..."daaaamn...so THAT'S why people want to live in Houston..."...
So Houston is the place to be if you want to AROUND???? What a surprise.....
I guess so Pseudo...if you want to call it that...I just think in the pre-aids environment before sex could kill you, casual recreational sex may have been a little more common and more accepted. Just my opinion. either way I am getting out of this thread since it seems to have wandered off topic and become offensive or unbelievable to some.
It wasn't started for those reasons....come on back! Your hilarious!
my Ex, if I ever see her in town again and she lives in this town
I'll ing gouge her eyes out and stab her in the back of the head with an ice pick, plus i'll key her new Land Rover she got me for :pissed
^^^ ill make sure to steer clear from you
Thanks darlin!...but some obviously don't share our sense of humor...It wasn't started for those reasons....come on back! Your hilarious!
and SW think's I make this stuff up...
What I really want to know is this:
While all this romping was happening, did you keep your cowboy boots on?
naaa...I was traveling light...baggie shorts commando style and sandals...
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