Spot the looney

[pookenstein]

Hey man, what beer do you recommend from Germany? I haven't really tried many German beers, mainly Belgian beers when I got for imported, but the German beers I have had were great.

Hey. I like Beck's the most. Bitburger is also very nice. Flensburger. Löwenbräu. All kinds of Wheatbeer.
And since I live near Cologne I drink lots of Kölsch. In fact I'm having one right now. Tasty...

[pookenstein]

I'm going to come up and punch your face, steal your wallet, and proceed to buy myself a beer alone with your money.

[I. Hustle]

Wilkkommen Weinerschnitzel der Volkswagen? Ist der bratwurst und hamburger? Scheiße Kopf die sauerkraut!

[pookenstein]

I have to say most of your attempts speaking german are as funny for me as my english must be for you.
Hilarious.