I really messed up this time....i don't know what to do

[Scola]

Your totally full of it

but if its true, I wonder how many STDs that girl had...

Forget about your relationship, your like Tiger Woods, you sleep around and then when you get caught you try to fix your relationship.

[JJ Hickson]

can anyone help? advice welcome, please.

My advice is to accept the fact that no one here likes you and everyone thinks you are a joke. Making up stories about you having anal sex with hot latinas that you just met isn't going to fool anyone here into thinking you are cool. Stop with the charade MiamiHeat. We already know you're a sexual who critiques mens fashion while he drives around in his PT Cruiser. Quit over compensating.

[florige]

Atm?

lmao!

[mrsmaalox]

did you show her your pimpin pt cruiser?

Of course he did. The second she saw it is when she bent over and said "Give it to me Papi". That's the power of the Cruiser.

[MannyIsGod]

My advice is to accept the fact that no one here likes you and everyone thinks you are a joke. Making up stories about you having anal sex with hot latinas that you just met isn't going to fool anyone here into thinking you are cool. Stop with the charade MiamiHeat. We already know you're a sexual who critiques mens fashion while he drives around in his PT Cruiser. Quit over compensating.

Damnnnnnnnnnnn

[SpursWoman]

Atm?

You know, I was going to tell him he should have invited her in for a little ATM but just, gross.

[CuckingFunt]

She.

Na.

Ni.

Gans.

[JamStone]

Two pieces of advice:

1) next time, lock the door,
2) if there is no lock on the room door, put the girl in a position where the two of you are not facing the door so when someone opens the door, they'll see your bare asses and shut the door really quickly, and
3) hide the keys to your girlfriend's car when there is even the slightest chance she'll come find you, then she'll have to call you before coming over and you'll know she's about to be there

[The Reckoning]

anal?


sicccccckkkkkkkkk.

your is going to feel like diarrhea for the next couple of months.

[Reheated Pizza]

Damn bro. I tried to hold her off. But she took like 25 minutes to warm me up and before you know it, we were on our way out there in the second PT Cruiser to go hang out with you. I tried everything possible to stall. She told me she lost all faith she had in you yesterday.

[mrsmaalox]

Two pieces of advice:

1) next time, lock the door,
2) if there is no lock on the room door, put the girl in a position where the two of you are not facing the door so when someone opens the door, they'll see your bare asses and shut the door really quickly, and
3) hide the keys to your girlfriend's car when there is even the slightest chance she'll come find you, then she'll have to call you before coming over and you'll know she's about to be there

you have this very well thought out!

[TinTin]

Second, if it is true....... yes she has a graphic mental inage burned into her brain. She will never get over that. How would you have liked it if you had walked in on her and she was deep throating some guy and she made eye contact with you? If she does elect to stay with you, she is the type that likes to be abused and you have all the power.

I think the story is bs if you come on spurstalk looking for advice and you really don't know what to do.

WHY WOULDNT YOU LOCK THE DOOR

[MiamiHeat]

To borrow a phrase, you're just not that into her. If you were, even with a few drinks on board, you wouldn't have cheated.

You seem to be blaming everything/everyone but yourself: the alcohol, the chica, no doubt the weather patterns. YOU DID THIS. If this is the way you're presenting it to her, you guys are done already.

My guess is that she dressed and followed you because she has had doubts for a while. I guess you confirmed them. You wanting to leave her at home and go to a party without her is a BIG red flag. I don't care if she has a broken nail and doesn't want to go. You call your cousin with your regrets, order a pizza, and go hit Redbox. Yes, even if she says "No, you go..."

What was I supposed to do though? I told my cousin I was going to go.... he's family too....

I don't know... I was drunk though, my head was not all there....

[panic giraffe]

so am i supposed to still be waiting for the "in west philadelphia born and raised....................."?

[MiamiHeat]

My advice? Stay out of relationships until you are mature enough to handle the responsibility that comes along with them.

Look, I AM responsible, I love her with all my heart. I would do anything for her. Just because I was drunk I am not responsible enough to be in a relationship? That's not fair. I am still a man.... it doesn't mean I don't love her.

I really want to fix this, but don't know what to say to her. Normally, I would say "deny deny deny until you die" but obviously I can't do that right now.

[MiamiHeat]

+1

1) If she tells you it's over. accept it as gospel. No stalking or begging.
2) everything that moves for one year. Be up front with the girls. No promises of a relationship. You'll realize what a hollow existence that is.
3) Look for a new serious GF, and BE serious this time.

She doesn't want to speak to me right now, but when she does, I do want to tell her I will never do this again and she should forgive me. I was -drunk-, I was not normal.

I don't want the single bachelor life, I want her. I like to have my woman with me. If she had come with me to the party in the first place, this would not have happened. When I get drunk, she would have taken care of me.

I don't want anyone else. I want her.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

pt cruiser?
rofl

[jack sommerset]

She doesn't want to speak to me right now, but when she does, I do want to tell her I will never do this again and she should forgive me. I was -drunk-, I was not normal.

I don't want the single bachelor life, I want her. I like to have my woman with me. If she had come with me to the party in the first place, this would not have happened. When I get drunk, she would have taken care of me.

I don't want anyone else. I want her.

She will forgive you. If she was drunk and you walked in on her getting plowed in the ass by some spainish dude at her cousins b-day party you would forgive her. Tell her that.

[MiamiHeat]

Can I please have help? I seriously do not want to lose her, and I need to fix this. I am a good man, a mistake doesn't change that. We have a good relationship, she is happy. It doesn't mean that she should leave me just because of this???

[clambake]

sign your car le over to her, and please don't tell us you're making payments on it.

[mrsmaalox]

She doesn't want to speak to me right now, but when she does, I do want to tell her I will never do this again and she should forgive me. I was -drunk-, I was not normal.

I don't want the single bachelor life, I want her. I like to have my woman with me. If she had come with me to the party in the first place, this would not have happened. When I get drunk, she would have taken care of me.

I don't want anyone else. I want her.

Oh yea, it's her fault. Inconsiderate .

[spursncowboys]

Did you finish?
Also when you first looked up and saw, did you look shocked like "what the fck" or like you got caught?
The best advice I could think of is to deny it.

[MiamiHeat]

Oh yea, it's her fault. Inconsiderate .

No, I am not like that. I understand it was MY fault. I will take responsibility for it, I have no problem with that.

I was just saying, that I didn't intentionally go out to cheat on her. It happened by accident, so if she had come, she would have been there when I got drunk and it wouldn't have happened.

That's all I meant...

[CuckingFunt]

My claim of shenanigans still stands, but I'll play along.

I really want to fix this, but don't know what to say to her. Normally, I would say "deny deny deny until you die" but obviously I can't do that right now.

If the fact that you were caught in the act is the only thing keeping you from denying the whole thing and lying to the person you claim to love so much, then, no, you really don't want to fix this. You may want to stay with her, you may want her to not be pissed off at you, but you don't want to fix the situation. You want it to magically go away, and those are two monumentally different things.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I cleaned out my closet this weekend. Who knew I had so much ?

Three garbage bags to the SA and 120 new hangars.

Still not done.