Every animal has an instinctual urge to survive. Some take different approaches to achieving this end. The Iberian ribbed newt is an amphibian that has an interesting defense mechanism it uses to ward off predators. When threatened, the newt stands still and then projects its ribs out so far that the ribs will puncture through its own flesh and secrete a poisonous milky substance on its chest to scare off enemies. And by this I mean when Laker fans need to overcompensate for their realizations that their team is way overrated and aren't going to win this year, they have to puff out their chests as a defense mechanism for their insecurities to reassure themselves, only to have milky secretions all over their chests after being bukkaked by a superior team.

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