The Left Handed Thread of Superiority Over The Right Handed.

[TheManFromAcme]

I remember my Grandma on my Dads side of the family (Mexican-side) telling my brother and I not to ever use our left hand for it was "the Devils" hand. She was a devout Catholic up until her death and I always wondered where she pulled that from.

hay Abuelita

True story.

[spurspf]

I remember my Grandma on my Dads side of the family (Mexican-side) telling my brother and I not to ever use our left hand for it was "the Devils" hand. She was a devout Catholic up until her death and I always wondered where she pulled that from.

hay Abuelita

True story.

In Spanish the right hand is the diestra and the left hand is the siniestra.
Siniestra translates as sinister or evil. Some other bible stuff that the left path is for the damned. I am sure there are a lot more religious reasons for it.

[Nathan Explosion]

A few months ago my mom said she was left handed but my Mexican grandma made her do everything with her right. I'm 28 and this was the first time I heard that she was left handed.



My 4 year old seems to be ambidextrous.

[TheManFromAcme]

In Spanish the right hand is the diestra and the left hand is the siniestra.
Siniestra translates as sinister or evil. Some other bible stuff that the left path is for the damned. I am sure there are a lot more religious reasons for it.

Good background info.

Thanks

[DarkReign]

Wife is left-handed and my good friend is also.

Lefties are a strange bunch when it comes to routine tasks. They, in my experience, cannot decide what "hand" they are.

A new thread could be made with just this line....


"Oh, I'm left-handed but I _______ right-handed."

1. bat
2. throw
3. wipe
4. smoke
5. disc
6. shoot
etc, etc

Lefties always have this long-ass list of things they do right-handed and are completely unpredictable in this regard. God forbid a lefty have to try something new that requires some modi of coordination, first they have to find out what "handedness" they are.

Like I said, weird.

[Ginobilly]

I was originally born left handed but since I was a child I was always taught to use my right hand for everything. I write with my right hand, but everything else is left handed for me. And I didn't find out till I was older when I did that eye test that I was left handed. That's why I'm really tough to guard in bball because I'm comfortable going either left or right.

[Shelly]

My oldest writes with his right hand but eats and brushes his teeth with his left.

[CosmicCowboy]

In Spanish the right hand is the diestra and the left hand is the siniestra.
Siniestra translates as sinister or evil. Some other bible stuff that the left path is for the damned. I am sure there are a lot more religious reasons for it.

The reasons were more sanitary than religious. Same as why tradition is to shake hands with the right and not the left.

Before toilet paper the left hand was traditionally used for wiping your ass.

[phyzik]

Wife is left-handed and my good friend is also.

Lefties are a strange bunch when it comes to routine tasks. They, in my experience, cannot decide what "hand" they are.

A new thread could be made with just this line....


"Oh, I'm left-handed but I _______ right-handed."

1. bat
2. throw
3. wipe
4. smoke
5. disc
6. shoot
etc, etc

Lefties always have this long-ass list of things they do right-handed and are completely unpredictable in this regard. God forbid a lefty have to try something new that requires some modi of coordination, first they have to find out what "handedness" they are.

Like I said, weird.

The only thing I do with my right hand is use a mouse and thats because everyone else in my family is right handed so the mouse was always on the right side of the keyboard.

Even though my office phone is on the right side of my desk, I still reach across and answer it with my left hand and put the reciever on the left side of my head. Dont know why I havnt just moved it to the other side of the desk.

[TheManFromAcme]

The reasons were more sanitary than religious. Same as why tradition is to shake hands with the right and not the left.

Before toilet paper the left hand was traditionally used for wiping your ass.

I beleive this is a left hand right?

[DAF86]

I wish I was ambidextrous.

Anyway, there seems to be a trend for some of the greatest Argentine sports players to be lefties...







Coincidence, or not?

[DAF86]

I'm ideologically lefty, does it count?

[Texas_Ranger]

I jerk off with my left hand. :P

[Nathan Explosion]

I jerk off with my left hand. :P

Too late.

I try to switch hit when I'm masturbating. Does that count?

[Dinamita]

I eat lefties for breakfast

[ALVAREZ6]

I wonder if lefty is a lefty

[The Reckoning]

Too late.

actually you were too late.

i shoot guns, billiards and my load left handed. does that count?

boom

[Nathan Explosion]

actually you were too late.




boom

Anyone can shoot they're load left handed when they go for the money shot. Doesn't mean you're jerking off.

[LnGrrrR]

Wife is left-handed and my good friend is also.

Lefties are a strange bunch when it comes to routine tasks. They, in my experience, cannot decide what "hand" they are.

A new thread could be made with just this line....


"Oh, I'm left-handed but I _______ right-handed."

1. bat
2. throw
3. wipe
4. smoke
5. disc
6. shoot
etc, etc

Lefties always have this long-ass list of things they do right-handed and are completely unpredictable in this regard. God forbid a lefty have to try something new that requires some modi of coordination, first they have to find out what "handedness" they are.

Like I said, weird.

True. I bat and cut scissors righty.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I usually laugh and point whenever I see left-handed people write. Or is it point and laugh...........

[frodo]

It's that time of the year again when Left Handers reunite and show our extreme prejudice against the Right Handed s.

We draw better.
We score more Women/Men.
We play Guitar better.
We're the President.
And when we write, it's ink smeared illegible .

Lefties, get the in here and rejoice.

(ambidextrous somewhat welcome)

disagreed on this tbh. im ambidextrous and i'm a celibate. when using my left hand writing i kinda sense im thinking in a quite different way, and i will feel a bit difficulty in the first several lines of writing after i revert to my right hand.

[NASpurs]

Hey this thread looks familiar

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=414609