It's that time of the year again when Left Handers reunite and show our extreme prejudice against the Right Handed s.
We draw better.
We score more Women/Men.
We play Guitar better.
We're the President.
And when we write, it's ink smeared illegible .
Lefties, get the in here and rejoice.
(ambidextrous somewhat welcome)
"Lefties have a slight advantage over righties in melee combat and physical confrontation. With a weapon and shield, righties are used to training against other righties, thus are used to blocking their opponent's weapon from their left side. Because lefties compose only about 10% of the human population, however, righties are unused to fighting our kind; while lefties are trained to fight righties (90% of the population). With a leftie fighting a rightie, both combatants' weapons and shields are oriented directly across from their counterparts. For the leftie, this is quite normal and familiar, while the rightie has all their normal combat sensibilities inverted."
you suck
lol butthurt inferior righty
Please don't post pictures of that evil man.
I wish I was ambidextrous.
Anyway, there seems to be a trend for some of the greatest Argentine sports players to be lefties...
Coincidence, or not?
Since the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, only left handed people are in their right minds.
Yes! I love my writing smeared.
i love as a kid having those desks that were designed for right handed people
No . My elbow was always hanging out in the aisle. We had to write with those ing ink pens that dripped and splotched and the ink took forever to ing dry. I was always smearing it. I always got straight A's in all the academics but U's in conduct and handwriting.
i shoot guns, billiards and my load left handed. does that count?
I'm left handed
At least when we cut our damn steak we don't have to switch utensils every ing time!!!
I try to switch hit when I'm masturbating. Does that count?
Anyway, was Bruce Lee left handed by any chance?
rofl like there's a bunch of those.
It counts as "multiple partners"
rofl I said some and I said greatest...those 3 shown are undoubtedly in that category.
Neither do right-handed people, unless they're ing re ed.
Another left handed here.
<<<<<<<Lefty
Lefties are experts at rubbing one out onto their trousers.............
Righty here
May be a evil man, but that's one of a fantastic cigar....
I call it a blind date.It counts as "multiple partners"
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