i will never understand how that's some sort of diss to me by posting my name around ST? feel badass now do you little high school MavDynasty?
mentiroso!
puto, you ain't getting from no one. keep playin' the game.
i will never understand how that's some sort of diss to me by posting my name around ST? feel badass now do you little high school MavDynasty?
Hi everyone! I am your host DPG and I want to welcome you to CALF TATS OR CAR MATS
This is the show where I show you two pictures. You have to guess which one is a car mat and which one is a calf tat. Get it right and you get a prize. Get wrong and uh-oh, you're a !
Lets play!
Can you tell which one is which:
A)
B)
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i don't care for nazis... i don't care for dirk... i don't care for the mavs... and i don't care for you.
don't hold your breath, just like kool, dpg ain't gonna pay up.
beloved Ghazi! you can be a part of my happening. you don't even have to pay $250. I'll PM you later with details.
idk what's better, the return of koriwhat being bukkaked by the whole board or the fight between DPG and ohmwrecker upstairs.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wow! Just before the buzzer. What do we have for them??!!!!!!!!
Amazing! Congrats on winning Calf Tats or Car Mats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muser, either way, I am a part of all that is good. Ohm bot bukkaked worse than KW.
correction...I paid him alright....straight up the ass....full of cash....
but i won't pay again...![]()
A preview of next weeks Calf Tats or Car Mats.................
A)
B)
This will be the toughest, most nail biting episode ever!!!!!!!!!!! Tune in.
This is DPG and as always "may your ink never run dry and your car carpets never get dirty".
You'll just have to tune in next week KW.
no i won't because after tomorrow, i am back on hiatus from ST.
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm still here
[KW:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the s!
One swing ahead of the forum
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraff! Calf Tat! Scoundrel! Take that!
[KW:] Just a little laugh, guys
[Crowd:] Rip on him, look at the calf tats, guys
[KW:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, calf taaaaaaaaats!
[Crowd:] Who?
[Ladies:] Oh it's sad KW hit the bottom
He's become a one-man rise in lol's
I'd blame arm tats, except he hasn't got 'em
[KW:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you s! about it when I got the time! s!
One jump ahead of the MavKrew
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the Moderators
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block in my caprissssssssssssssssss!
[Crowd:] Stop, Calf Tats! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal! Secretary!
[KW] Let's not be too hasty
[Lady:] Still I think he's rather pasty
[KW:] Gotta tat to live, gotta practice to tat
Otherwise we'd get along
[Crowd:] Wrong!
[KW:] One jump ahead of the bump
(Vandal!)
One hop ahead of the hump
(Calf Tat!)
One trick ahead of disaster
(Scoundrel!)
They're quick, but its the internet so who cares!
(Take that!)
Here goes, better show off my legs
Wish me happy posting
All I gotta do is tat.
Gee I wonder why
"calf tats" was banned, but then people were complaining that you couldn't type "stats"![]()
calftat lives with cannibals he tattooed the spurs to disgust the cannibals so as to avoid being eaten.
wtf Rogue?![]()
classic rogue
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