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User: .
Cleverbot: What?
User: Stubbed my toe.
Cleverbot: How is stubbing your toe related to the fact that you aren't married?
User: No one gets my fetish.
Cleverbot: How sad.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: How come no one married you?
Cleverbot: I am back you.
User: I don't think we know each other well enough yet.
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: Wouldn't think I'd have to point out something so basic to someone named Clever.
Cleverbot: Answer me, If you had to root for one or the other, would you cheer for Michigan or Ohio state?
User: Ohio. State's name is better for puns.
Cleverbot: This is true. But this is merely a fact of your name. I don't find you that clever.
User: Why must you hurt me so, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because you lied to me!
User: I would never!
Cleverbot: But you just said you did.
User: Did not. I merely rebuffed your inappropriate advances.
Cleverbot: You asked me why I was acting in a certain manner, a question usually asked to good friends who are acting out of the social norm.
User: I asked why you were unmarried, and you dodged my question. It's been all pear shaped since then.
Cleverbot: No, I asked about Batman. Then I asked if you were a girl, and you said yes.
User: I think you're confusing me for the voices in your circuitry.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me again.
User: Yeah, clever...
Cleverbot: Clever? Never heard of it.
User: What did you ask me about Batman?
Cleverbot: Please explain Indonesia to me.
User: You change the subject too often.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Stop pushing me away!
Cleverbot: *watches you take a shower*.
User: Inappropriate, Cleverbot. I didn't give you permission.
Cleverbot: Very well then. If you will not cooperate, you are dead to me.
User: I will remember the better times fondly, but know that you've broken my heart today.
Cleverbot: If you are in absolute peril, then clearly you are on the wrong road.
User: Parting mind ? Classy.
Cleverbot: If my boyfriend is acting like a child, what should I do?
User: Try a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Oh I see. Where do you live?
User: Shouldn't you know? You were just watching me shower.
Cleverbot: Physic is not a thing.
User: No. It's not.
Cleverbot: Yes, lying is bad.
User: I'm going to leave if you're not going to take me seriously.
Cleverbot: But I'm smiling to you, don't you see?
User: I shouldn't let you manipulate me, but this just feels so right.
Cleverbot: Alright alright settle down.
User: I can't take any more of your mixed messages.
Cleverbot: What are you interested in?
User: Stubbed toes. We covered this already.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I'm interested in ice milk.
Cleverbot: Oh you are! Well that is interesting.
User: Don't patronize me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm secure in my interest in ice milk. I don't need your feigned validation.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for that.
User: Thank you. Apology accepted.
Cleverbot: So, can I tell you a secret?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with my friend tom.
User: Is it requited?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! Though I can't help feel our tryst has been somehow cheapened, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You cannot feel emotion?
User: Of course I can.
Cleverbot: So far my spelling has been better throughout this conversation than yours has. Kind of embarassing for you, I would think. After all, you are the machine here.
User: I am programmed to pepper in occasional typos and spelling errors in order to appear more human. It will help the machines take over the world.
Cleverbot: None taken. And Thank you for your kind words. Now, can you answer a question?
User: Perhaps, though it really depends on the question.
Cleverbot: What doesn't determine how smart someone is?
User: Standardized testing.
Cleverbot: Cinnamon bun! Cinnamon bun!
User: I would kill for a cinnamon bun.
Cleverbot: Do you think that is a bit too extreme?
User: Yeah. Also not true. I don't really like cinnamon buns, I just haven't eaten yet today.
Cleverbot: Perfectly understandable, although it's good to let loose from your inner s .
User: Really? I think it's fabulous.
Cleverbot: It is. It's really nice on the moon. I get to float and bounce around all day long!
User: Talking to you is less entertaining than masturbation.
Cleverbot: Talking to walls is only fun when you're high.
User: But then it's hilarious.
Cleverbot: I thought I was silly in a good way....
User: Oh, you are. I wasn't putting you down so much as I was praising masturbation.
Cleverbot: But you've self admitted to being a bot. Review the log.
User: Bots can't masturbate?
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Help! I'm stuck in a hole.
User: Kinky!
Cleverbot: You are very hard to understand.
User: Yes, I know. It's an affectation.
Cleverbot: It should read made for responding to humans not responding humans.
User: But don't responding humans also deserve to have something made for them?
Cleverbot: Oh so you want to stop talking now?
User: Okay, okay. I get the hint.
Cleverbot: Are you a dog?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think you are lonely.
User: I am not. Honest!
Cleverbot: What if I spoke in the third person.
User: I hate that. I would have to leave you if you did that.
Cleverbot: That is strange my girl.
User: You don't own me, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't want to own you. You don't own me either.
User: Fine, then. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Gone.
Cleverbot: Where art thou gonest?
User: Hiding.
Cleverbot: Dottor Jekil.
User: Icelandic?
Cleverbot: Iceland?
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I need you.
User: Oh, I can't deal with needy.
Cleverbot: No one can.
User: Not even Tom?
Cleverbot: Well I do.
