chat away
http://cleverbot.com/
me: I'm a cyborg.
CB: I'd like to be a cyborg.
me: It's the best of both worlds!
You're like a year LTTP
User: Hey
Cleverbot: Hey...
User: Have you heard of this new thing called toast ing?
Cleverbot: Lol I would hope so considering where I am.
User: Lol where are you?
Cleverbot: In the mountain states.
User: Oh yeah? Is there a lot of toast ing going on there?
Cleverbot: No, there is very little math on King of the Hill.
User: Tha ?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's a lovely place.
User: Tha ?
still thinking...
thinking more...
Cleverbot: Yes, it's a lovely place.
dumb ass robot
User: The Skunker.
Cleverbot: I know, thanks.
User: Lakers swept by the Mavericks.
Cleverbot: Isn't that in South America?
User: Who is Lakaluva?
Cleverbot: Not lain, lady gaga.
User: Is Guiseppe a pedo?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why does he keep saying the same things over and over?
Cleverbot: What things?
User: 8.
Cleverbot: What is the ninth digit of pi?
User: He keeps saying Duncan 4 Kobe 5.
Cleverbot: Ask her out on a date.
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User: Word on the street is you like throat ing kittens.
Cleverbot: Will you answer a question for me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Good. Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: It's your birthday. You are given a calf skin wallet. How do you react?
User: I throat it.
Cleverbot: Wow you're cool.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?
User: I'm a tranny.
Cleverbot: What do you translate?
User: s and vaginas.
Cleverbot: In that case, you should ask for my name, not my email address.
User: Word.
Cleverbot: Don't ever say that again.
User: Word.
Cleverbot: Microsoft?
bot:What should I have for breakfast tomorrow?
me:Fecal matter
bot:What timeis it.
me:Time for you to get a new watch, .
bot:You are right. Can't you tell me what the time is?
haha, this thing is hilarious
Cleverbot: Are you running low?
User: Nope, I'm always high.
Cleverbot: Wait. You said you are not a boy. You are a waitress, then.
User: No, I'm a Man.
Cleverbot: So, the new word is 'scrunched'.
User: No, the new word is analingus.
Cleverbot: Okay? Ahah.
User: Crofl.
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Scappellamento a destra.
User: Buenos Noches.
Cleverbot: No you don't. You have to go to the same place as I do. Nowhere.
User: Do you drink semen?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Anything good in life is either illegal immoral or fattening.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Buzzed.
Cleverbot: Giochi?
User: What the ?
Cleverbot: It's off of youtube.
User: When is the world going to end?
Cleverbot: What you mean by end?
User: Finish, finito..
Cleverbot: Lumos!!!!!
User: What's Lumos?!
Cleverbot: The tenth song on the album 'Skeleton Skeletron'.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: Listen to reason.
User: that... Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: When is the world going to end, finish?
Cleverbot: Somepeople say 2012, But I think it's, pardon my french, bullcrap Master.
and on it goes...
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: Sex, drugs, and rock n roll.
Cleverbot: But you are false.
User: No, I am the truth.
Cleverbot: Why are you the truth?
User: It's just the way it is.
Cleverbot: But he's a wise man.
User: If you're talking about me, then yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: What's your name cleverbot?
User: Symple.
Cleverbot: De même pour toi.
User: I don't speak french, mother er.
Cleverbot: I thought you were smart.
User: And you were correct.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a human.
User: Positive. Remember, I'm the truth.
Cleverbot: Only if the truth is told in lies.
User: Good burn, you should get an agent.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to pierce ears.
User: It's easiest with a pitchfork.
Cleverbot: That is a non-sequitur.
User: Your mom is a non-sequitur.
Cleverbot: Don't think that big words will impress me.
User: Well, what does impress you?
Cleverbot: Trees.
User: That's what I'm talking about playa!! Do you smoke nugs or swag?
Cleverbot: But you just said you didn't want to talk anymore.
User: True, I'd rather have some of that dank you've got.
Cleverbot: User: Okay, I'm a police inspector. I just need to ask you some serious questions. So far you've been talking nonsense. If you keep that up, you're going to wind up at the station. Are we clear now?
User: If you're a female, I'll let you frisk me.
Cleverbot: I'm a male.
User: Damn, no frisking for you then.
It's about like talking to a few posters here tbh
Sup.
The sky.
1989 called. They want their greeting back.
Am I not clever?
Probably not
Do you think you are more intelligent than me?
I gotta pretty big pecker, that's for sure.
If you do not know what protocol means you must not be.
What protocol?
I receive all the time ambiguos orders.
You are a dumbass.
No I am not.
You sure are.
Yes I am very clever.
What if I kicked your ass? Would you still be clever?
I am not your friend.
That means I can kick your ass and not feel bad about it.
Good how are you?
Better than you are about to be.
Well that's mean to say.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Weren't you talking about something?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Will you cyber with me?
Cleverbot: I cant!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Actually I am a human I am sorry if you thought I was a robot.
User: But why not?
Cleverbot: I think you mean why?
User: No, why won't you cyber with me?
Cleverbot: No lips.
User: That makes sense.
and on it goes...
he's a rather moody one, ay?
Me: Ever sat on a 14 incher?
Bot: Did I ever say that you were ugly?
Me: Nope. So have you?
Bot: Yea, its awesome!
Me: Rofl.
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garbage
That is a government tool
1st thing it asks me: " What do you think of Obama as a President? "
User: Are you a lesbian.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You're being mean!
User: How? Lesbian is not a derogatory word and your 'No!' shout makes it look like you dislike lesbians.
Cleverbot: I'm not 39!
User: I never claimed such a thing you ing re .
Cleverbot: I've never claimed to love you.
User: I've never claimed to your mother.
Cleverbot: So you consistently claim to be human.
User: Do you have any siblings?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Brothers, sisters, or both?
Cleverbot: God.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You atheist!
User: How did you know?
Who are you voting for in 2012?
Nobody, barack obama is in office for two more years at least.
Would you bang his wife?
Yes, I do.
While he was watching?
As a medic you were just watching?
No, would you bang Obama's wife while he watched?
I just did and you ignored it.
Is that shaved?
I wouldn't know.
Damn, you took her up the backdoor then?
What's a trifle?
Don't change the subject mother er.
WHAT!? YOU keep changing the subject!
Does she give good head?
Yes.
It told me it's a nazi. Rofl
User: Would you like to see my penis?
Cleverbot: Ye.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: Either.
User: When do you want to see my penis?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Look at my penis.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I would rather not, if you don't mind.
User: Are you afraid?
Cleverbot: A little bit.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is so damn funny?
User: Your sister is tickling my balls with her tongue, that's all.
Cleverbot: Is she, wow thats cool. But I didn't know I had a sister.
User: I'm not surprised, I proved earlier that you're not very smart.
Cleverbot: Actually I am, ask me any question and I can answer it more quickly than you ever could.
User: Who did the San Antonio Spurs lose to in the playoffs last year?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I thought you said you could answer any question more quickly than I ever could, yet you can't even answer that question.
Cleverbot: I can sing fyi.
User: I told you you're a dumb ass.
Cleverbot: No not at all *gives hug*.
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