stay classy OKC fans

[Kyle Orton]

oklahoman rednecks dont count?

That too

[Axe Murderer]

crofl that's ing awesome

[monosylab1k]

Got him in a headlock? What are you, 12?

There was 3 of them and I was just grabbing one to beat the out of since he sucker punched me. I wasn't interested in going Bruce Lee on them, and I haven't been in all that many fights in the first place, so sorry if I didn't win any style points.

let me guess, since you're a big Injun you woulda just straight whipped all 3 of their asses without breaking a sweat. We all believe det one, Brian.

[Lefty's understudy]

Did you check and see if all those guys were OKC afterwards?

[monosylab1k]

Id never try to get someone in a head lock, especially if you're being jumped. What are you going to do, wrestle with him while the other guy blindsided you? Youre lucky they were pussy or you woulda got ko'ed with that lame .

I had backup, dip . Like I said, stretch held one guy down, and I beat the other guy down pretty fast, he wasn't wanting any part of me after a few seconds. and yeah I'm probably pretty lucky the fat of the group didn't know how to do anything but try to gouge my eye out after I started throttling his neck.

[monosylab1k]

Did you check and see if all those guys were OKC afterwards?

afterwards I spotted the fat and thought about beating his ass again. I followed him a little, and he saw me and kept changing directions hoping to avoid me. Eventually I thought better of it and made it clear to him that I didn't want to fight any more. I apologized about the joke that pissed him off, and he apologized about his got brother sucker punching me. That was that.

[monosylab1k]

If you won a fight by headlock, that just shows those guys were pussy as and STILL thought they could take you

good one, brian! catch anything lately?

[redzero]

What kind of idiot talks about somebody else's mother when theirs isn't even alive?

[monosylab1k]

What kind of idiot talks about somebody else's mother when theirs isn't even alive?

that's why I thought it was bull . I think they were trying to act tough in front of some Mavs fans, thought we'd back down, and then had their asses handed to them.

[Hooks]

I would've knocked out all of them, 1 punch each.

[John Basedow]

phone pics...let's see the shiner

[monosylab1k]

oh yeah, just now realized that in the scuffle I lost my Mavs hat I was wearing. I freaking just now realized it's not on my head

Also, I have no clue how I'm going to explain this at work tomorrow.

So in the end I come out behind. But I did send a couple OKC fans back to Bum ville, Oklahoma knowing they got sent to the tree of woe by a picklebreath.

[monosylab1k]

phone pics...let's see the shiner

Aight I'll post one in a sec. It's pretty in swollen. He hit me square in the eye and I had no idea it was coming. tbh I didn't hardly feel the hit, I only realized I got punched when my vision was blurry and I knew my contact had fallen out. The fat trying to gouge the same eye didn't help.

[dirk4mvp]

imho

[DMC]

Ouch.. I got sucker punched in the eye before. That hurts. Luckily this girl at the shoppette was looking at me and I just rolled my eyes at her. After a few weeks of that, she shows up at my dorm like "how do you have so much influence" and I was like "come on in baby" and she was ripe for the taking after that.

[John Basedow]

Aight I'll post one in a sec. It's pretty in swollen. He hit me square in the eye and I had no idea it was coming. tbh I didn't hardly feel the hit, I only realized I got punched when my vision was blurry and I knew my contact had fallen out. The fat trying to gouge the same eye didn't help.

It's all good, man...as you found out getting punched in the face is a blessing in a fight (if it doesn't knock you out). It makes you feel alive and sends you into berserker mode

[monosylab1k]

[redzero]

Looks like a normal Asian eye to me.

[John Basedow]

crofl...nice. Don't even lie about that tomorrow. Wear it proudly

[monosylab1k]

It's all good, man...as you found out getting punched in the face is a blessing in a fight (if it doesn't knock you out). It makes you feel alive and sends you into berserker mode

yeah the second I realized "wait....that mother er just PUNCHED me" I just immediately went america all over their asses.

[DMC]

Damn you lose then get punched in the eye.

[John Basedow]

Looks like a normal Asian eye to me.

[monosylab1k]

Looks like a normal Asian eye to me.

[redzero]

yeah the second I realized "wait....that mother er just PUNCHED me" I just immediately went america all over their asses.

[DMC]

See, if TC was in your krew, that eye wouldn't be all ed up. You would probably have been shot, but your eye would be ok.