lol 3 belligerent OKC fans jumping mono tonight after the game
lol 2 of them getting the beat out of them
OKC has this le in the bag
why'd you have to bring this up?
tbh you shouldn't have said that I was ready to hang on every word.
me, mono, and another buddy go to the mavs game tonight
afterwards another group of 3 OKC fans are being obnoxious and start talking nonstop to us
mono jaws back, having a good time
okc fans start getting personal
mono jaws back, keeping it game related, nothing personal
they get more personal
mono realizes they are morons and not worth the time and just lets go
they start insulting momma (yawn)
3rd buddy of ours insults their momma back (double yawn)
they get mad because apparently they are brothers and their mom recently died and try to start a fight with 3rd buddy
mono steps in as peacemaker trying to keep things cool
dumbass #1 suckerpunches mono
mono gets him in a headlock and pounds his face to a pulp while dumbass #2 jumps on monos back
dumbass #3 tried also throwing a punch but got knocked down, gets back up, and I throw him back down and hold him to the ground
i along with a few others see police officer so we try to break up fight
dumbass #2 tries to gouge monos eye out, so mono begins choking him out
fight gets broken up
dumb okc rednecks run off like es
no joke tho, mono beat the living out of two of them. impressive
The only thing that would make this story better is if you told me all of you guys were wearing basketball jerseys.
Or if the OKC fans were a minority of some sort
mono is kinda an OKC fan too imo, dis picklebreath is a diehard durant fan i remember. kinda an implosion among OKC fans imho
before I tell the story, let's get all the usual out of the way -
"fake tough guy stories on the internet!
you're just some fat who got his ass kicked by Thunder fans!
you and stretch are pusses
" and so on.
aight here's the story:
Mavs lose, OKC fans outside are talkin . I went to a few and said "Yeah the Seattle Supersonics played a great game" which got them all kinds of asshurt. They kept demanding I recognize them as the Thunder, and I kept reminding them that they root for a team their owner stole from the city of Seattle. Overall it was fairly good natured talking. No problems, or so I thought.
I get tired of their drunken idiocy, so I pull out the cell phone and start texting as we walk to the parking garage. The guy makes some comment along the lines of "what? does your mommy pay your cell phone bill for you?" or something re ed. I laugh it off, but one of my friends says back "at least we know our moms".
Those dumb s play the "our mom just died last year" card and stare him down. They're in pussies who aren't gonna do , but they keep staring him down so I tell the dudes to back off, it was only a joke and he doesn't know anything about their mom, obviously.
One guy tries a couple times to get in my friend's face, I get in between and try to play peacemaker. At that point he sucker punches me in my eye, I go ballistic, get him in a headlock and go Nolan Ryan on his ass. At the same time a second guy tries to jump in but stretch grabs him and holds him back. Eventually the third friend (the fat pussy who talked all the to start off with) gets the first bag out of my grip and decides he wants a piece of me. I immediately get my hand around his throat and start choking his ass out. His only move is to get a thumb and try to gouge my eye.
At that point a female cop breaks us up and tells us to leave now or she's arresting us all. The Mavs lost and the sucker punch gave me a pretty good shiner, but then again I beat the out of 2 Thunderfan s in one night, so I'll call it a wash.
The end.
oklahoman rednecks dont count?
Or if one of them said "come at me bro" at any point during the altercation.
no problem![]()
thats exactly what it looked like too
nope, white guys. crofl dets why I won the fight.
So who had the Affliction shirt on?
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