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  1. #26
    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Boston Celtics
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    22,399


    Glad to have you back Luva.

  2. #27
    Tamale King! Chingo Bling's Avatar
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    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    337
    TC’s Flow

    14, 15 oh chit there’s a ton of s
    I need to go and shange because I wet my sweatpants
    I want to report ‘em but nobody listens
    I’m runnin’ out of opchuns and I’m scared chitless
    Last thing I want is to be on Chingo’s hit list

    OK Calm down Tyson, your ears are ringin’ and mind is humming
    OH CHIT THEY SAW ME! THEY’RE COMING AND RUNNING
    I have to defend myself. Calm down. Think of accounting
    Calm down! You’re runnin’ out of time, hurry find something!

    OK I got some things but will they kill though
    A piece pipe, my calculator and a big ass dildo
    Time to light it, shove it in my ass and count the zits on my face
    Then get down on all fours so I can tell ‘em how they ass tasteseseses

    ______________________

  3. #28
    Banned
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
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    5,870
    Stop^

  4. #29
    Naruto>Kobe Naruluva's Avatar
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    Los Angeles Lakers
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    30
    He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
    I invented the rap game, so mono get off my
    I go on vacation just to give you es a chance to play
    I come back, and it looks like all you s done turned gay

    I'm the Don up in this , yall trick s cant see me
    That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
    Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go with this ho
    But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show


    sup scro

  5. #30
    As hetero as the next guy Narutoluva's Avatar
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    Los Angeles Lakers
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    224
    ^

  6. #31
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    San Antonio Spurs
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    90,829

    Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
    Undoing you as I rhyme with it
    Cause you know how I roll through
    Killin' threads, as I see fit to do

    Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
    You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold

    Cause I make mother ers turn pale and cold
    Or does is that rhyme already old?
    Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
    Kung fu strong as , and I still got yo ass to hit, I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it


    Wow this rapping is pretty hard.
    That was pretty good. Do you rap professionally?

  7. #32
    Banned Stalin's Avatar
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    Miami Heat
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    3,786
    ^ senile ass dmc ting on this thread, there is a first time for everything

  8. #33
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    90,829
    ^ senile ass dmc ting on this thread, there is a first time for everything
    Eat my ... problem solved.

  9. #34
    In Dat Ass skut_farkus's Avatar
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    Indiana Pacers
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    1,392
    Eat my ... problem solved.
    suck my colon you obese

  10. #35
    Banned
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    5,870

  11. #36
    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    153,473
    thread delivers

  12. #37
    that shit i don't like rayjayjohnson's Avatar
    My Team
    Denver Nuggets
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    7,401
    I'm about to break y'all s, like I broke Findog's heart
    I never loved that man, I played his ass from the start
    It's been like a year, and lol he still has my bike
    I'm dropping these bars, off the top, and I don't need a mic

    I gotta watch my mouth around here, because Spurs=class
    I first signed up, Kool pmd me, said he would tongue my ass,
    but only if Luva could watch and jerk off at the same time,
    while Cullys on the side, with 2 fingers lubed, in a young boy's behind

    Leaving these s confused, self-ownage, lol rayray
    lol always thinking about Mono, gay gay
    pussy, like M>S, Redskin trash, his posts are as effective as a limp
    undoubtedly one of the worst and most overrated posters on SpursTalk

    DMC isn't worth more than 2 bars, why bother?
    I spit hard, no swallow, like his lol daughter
    lol Dirk not one of the best scorers of all-time
    lol Lefty lol LkrFan lol cheguevera, just wanted to complete my rhyme

    Luva trying to join the Krew, lol he begs
    Looks like this place has been dead, lol Cobbler's legs
    I'm ohmwrecker, because these s don't know me
    lol stretch loves the reach around by dirk4mvp

    lol calf_tats, lol high school dropout, lol ugly nurse
    these bars are Josh Hamilton, leaving these mans in a hearse
    posting in pink, no Black/White, so no Redzero
    one more verse, going to Finish Them, Subzero

    First time lacing rhymes, never again
    Spitting over 20 bars, no 16, sorry IronMexican
    lol Findog, don't ever call me, please, man up
    Rest in Peace to my 41 Shoot Em Up








    who the is findog anyway?

  13. #38
    ......................... mystargtr34's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    10,073
    I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
    Thinking he could become at least half-
    After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
    Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm

    Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
    Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
    He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
    And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
    Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
    And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting

    ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!

  14. #39
    ......................... mystargtr34's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    10,073
    I'm about to break y'all s, like I broke Findog's heart
    I never loved that man, I played his ass from the start
    It's been like a year, and lol he still has my bike
    I'm dropping these bars, off the top, and I don't need a mic

    I gotta watch my mouth around here, because Spurs=class
    I first signed up, Kool pmd me, said he would tongue my ass,
    but only if Luva could watch and jerk off at the same time,
    while Cullys on the side, with 2 fingers lubed, in a young boy's behind

    Leaving these s confused, self-ownage, lol rayray
    lol always thinking about Mono, gay gay
    pussy, like M>S, Redskin trash, his posts are as effective as a limp
    undoubtedly one of the worst and most overrated posters on SpursTalk

    DMC isn't worth more than 2 bars, why bother?
    I spit hard, no swallow, like his lol daughter
    lol Dirk not one of the best scorers of all-time
    lol Lefty lol LkrFan lol cheguevera, just wanted to complete my rhyme

    Luva trying to join the Krew, lol he begs
    Looks like this place has been dead, lol Cobbler's legs
    I'm ohmwrecker, because these s don't know me
    lol stretch loves the reach around by dirk4mvp

    lol calf_tats, lol high school dropout, lol ugly nurse
    these bars are Josh Hamilton, leaving these mans in a hearse
    posting in pink, no Black/White, so no Redzero
    one more verse, going to Finish Them, Subzero

    First time lacing rhymes, never again
    Spitting over 20 bars, no 16, sorry IronMexican
    lol Findog, don't ever call me, please, man up
    Rest in Peace to my 41 Shoot Em Up








    didnt realise the thread had a second page

  15. #40
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    San Antonio Spurs
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    90,829
    ^
    Challenging Riddler for tiest troll

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