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  1. #1
    Tell me how my ass taste! Rappin' Shaq's Avatar
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    I guess it's time for Rappin' Shaq to go back on the attack again
    Yall gots gettin ya ass tapped like Game 4 did to Phil Jackson
    Tha wack acts make a sad sack of this godforsaken forum, then
    Shaq raps for yalls black ass and resurrects this place again

    Don't in push me cuz I ain't in the mood to play around
    Last night Koolaid was in my bed with his ass up and his face down
    That got snuck in when I wasn't even at home,
    Thought I'd give him Kobe's number if he gave me dome

    I kicked the out that cuz I ain't in gay
    He ran like a and disappeared faster than Magic's AIDS
    I thought this was over until I looked inside my closet
    And I see in' lakaluva jackin off to a Naruto comic

    I was gonna kick his ass too, but I ain't no fool, man
    Not fightin a guy when he's blockin my blows with his spooge'd hand
    I grabbed his collar, threw him out the house and turned the latch
    Looked over at my couch and saw Cubby eating Katie-girl's snatch

    I got a lotta vices but Granny Porn is number one for me
    I snorted like a bison and got to jackin off vigorously
    Katie Girl saw me, stopped Cubby and looked at his face,
    told him "Stop this, go over there and TELL SHAQ HOW HIS ASS TASTE!"

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    whoever runs this account needs to look into rapping legit

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    or be one of dre's many ghost writers

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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    I was gonna kick his ass too, but I ain't no fool, man
    Not fightin a guy when he's blockin my blows with his spooge'd hand
    That was pretty good.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    What's amusing in a pedantic sort of way is that there are unpaid rappers who can freestyle better than these ass clowns can pen.

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    Banned
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    Tbh not some of your greatest work but still at least 7/10

  8. #8
    frodo
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    thats like mono's first post in july imho wtf u picklebreaths been busy doing the past few weeks mono?

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    Tamale King! Chingo Bling's Avatar
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    Yo Sheck it. Chingo Bling yust entered this bish. Chaq wants to talk about his piece of chit rooster not being retired? Less see how that Kentucky fried Puto does in the ring with Cleto.


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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    yo sheck it. Chingo bling yust entered this bish. Chaq wants to talk about his piece of chit rooster not being retired? Less see how that kentucky fried puto does in the ring with cleto.

    1/10

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    that shit i don't like rayjayjohnson's Avatar
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    he's a lot better than mono was.

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    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    so which mod changed the thread le?

    i vote it was DPG. the shrimp has turned into a total asskissing fudgepacker ever since he got promoted to being a mod

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    op had his removed

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    he's a lot better than mono was.
    unintentional self ownage

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    Veteran Kai's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq has a new owner as of last year, no?

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    he's a lot better than mono was.
    the ironing

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
    Undoing you as I rhyme with it
    Cause you know how I roll through
    Killin' threads, as I see fit to do

    Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
    You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold

    Cause I make mother ers turn pale and cold
    Or does is that rhyme already old?
    Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
    Kung fu strong as , and I still got yo ass to hit, I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it


    Wow this rapping is pretty hard.

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    We fight on that lie Slim Charles's Avatar
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    mono's jumped the shark..even posters can see that now..

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    that shit i don't like rayjayjohnson's Avatar
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    Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
    Undoing you as I rhyme with it
    Cause you know how I roll through
    Killin' threads, as I see fit to do

    Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
    You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold

    Cause I make mother ers turn pale and cold
    Or does is that rhyme already old?
    Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
    Kung fu strong as , and I still got yo ass to hit, I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it


    Wow this rapping is pretty hard.
    i'm not surprised you leave assholes greasy.

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    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
    Undoing you as I rhyme with it
    Cause you know how I roll through
    Killin' threads, as I see fit to do

    Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
    You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold

    Cause I make mother ers turn pale and cold
    Or does is that rhyme already old?
    Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
    Kung fu strong as , and I still got yo ass to hit, I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it


    Wow this rapping is pretty hard.

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    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
    I invented the rap game, so mono get off my
    I go on vacation just to give you es a chance to play
    I come back, and it looks like all you s done turned gay

    I'm the Don up in this , yall trick s cant see me
    That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
    Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go with this ho
    But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show


    All this time and you still can't rap like Naruto?

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    i'm not surprised you leave assholes greasy.
    When you are playing a word game, you have a limited amount of play. Your asshole still greasy though?

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    He's a gotdamn honkey, homie... he could never be legit
    I invented the rap game, so mono get off my
    I go on vacation just to give you es a chance to play
    I come back, and it looks like all you s done turned gay

    I'm the Don up in this , yall trick s cant see me
    That honkey mono and his Krew, mad cause they cant be me
    Im gone end this thread, cause I gotta go with this ho
    But guess what, she gone see me for about as long as that honkeys show


    I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
    Thinking he could become at least half-
    After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
    Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm

    Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
    Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
    He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
    And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
    Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
    And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting

    ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!

  24. #24
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    lol

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    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
    Thinking he could become at least half-
    After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
    Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm

    Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
    Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
    He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
    And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
    Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
    And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting

    ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!

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