whoever runs this account needs to look into rapping legit
I guess it's time for Rappin' Shaq to go back on the attack again
Yall gots gettin ya ass tapped like Game 4 did to Phil Jackson
Tha wack acts make a sad sack of this godforsaken forum, then
Shaq raps for yalls black ass and resurrects this place again
Don't in push me cuz I ain't in the mood to play around
Last night Koolaid was in my bed with his ass up and his face down
That got snuck in when I wasn't even at home,
Thought I'd give him Kobe's number if he gave me dome
I kicked the out that cuz I ain't in gay
He ran like a and disappeared faster than Magic's AIDS
I thought this was over until I looked inside my closet
And I see in' lakaluva jackin off to a Naruto comic
I was gonna kick his ass too, but I ain't no fool, man
Not fightin a guy when he's blockin my blows with his spooge'd hand
I grabbed his collar, threw him out the house and turned the latch
Looked over at my couch and saw Cubby eating Katie-girl's snatch
I got a lotta vices but Granny Porn is number one for me
I snorted like a bison and got to jackin off vigorously
Katie Girl saw me, stopped Cubby and looked at his face,
told him "Stop this, go over there and TELL SHAQ HOW HIS ASS TASTE!"
whoever runs this account needs to look into rapping legit
That was pretty good.I was gonna kick his ass too, but I ain't no fool, man
Not fightin a guy when he's blockin my blows with his spooge'd hand
What's amusing in a pedantic sort of way is that there are unpaid rappers who can freestyle better than these ass clowns can pen.
Tbh not some of your greatest work but still at least 7/10
thats like mono's first post in july imho wtf u picklebreaths been busy doing the past few weeks mono?
Yo Sheck it. Chingo Bling yust entered this bish. Chaq wants to talk about his piece of chit rooster not being retired? Less see how that Kentucky fried Puto does in the ring with Cleto.
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so which mod changed the thread le?
i vote it was DPG. the shrimp has turned into a total asskissing fudgepacker ever since he got promoted to being a mod
unintentional self ownage
the ironing
Slanty eyes tryin to make time with it
Undoing you as I rhyme with it
Cause you know how I roll through
Killin' threads, as I see fit to do
Maybe cause I'm old, or so I've been told
You shouldn't let me creep up into your fold
Cause I make mother ers turn pale and cold
Or does is that rhyme already old?
Cause that's to easy, I make you queasy, nothing else would please me, leaving yo asshole greasy
Kung fu strong as , and I still got yo ass to hit, I won't ever quit, I just have fun with it
Wow this rapping is pretty hard.
mono's jumped the shark..even posters can see that now..
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i'm not surprised you leave assholes greasy.
All this time and you still can't rap like Naruto?
When you are playing a word game, you have a limited amount of play. Your asshole still greasy though?
I see Lakaluva's back from Africa
Thinking he could become at least half-
After sucking down gallons of black man sperm
Like he was in Mexico, swallowing that worm
Now his imagination goes to work and so does he
Wishing Paul could Pierce him, stab him repeatedly
He drains Ray Allen's balls while Rondo assists
And KG with the reacharound is giving him fits
Shaq takes it hard to the hole dominating the middle
And Luva reaches ecstasy, shouting
ANNYTTTTHHIIING IS POSSSSIIIIBBBBLLLLEEE!!!
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