Tooth Fairy prospering

[Blake]

I'm no I Hustle story teller, but this is the truth, tbh:

my kid's tooth fell out without warning right before she went to bed. All I had on me was a 10 spot. But that's not the bestest part.

After she fell asleep, I remembered to grab the tooth out from under her pillow but I got sidetracked and set it down on a ledge in the hallway.

In the morning I heard crying and thought "wtf? she's crying about getting $10? That's not like her.... I wonder if the bill dropped down under the bed or something."

I came out, saw her holding the tooth. me.

"uh, yeah, I found that on the carpet early this morning before you got up. Apparently the TF dropped it on the way up the chimney."

" but the tf needs it. how else will my baby cousin get the new tooth? "

I told her the tf recycles and gives them to little rugrat relatives.

"k, put the tooth back under the pillow and he/she will come back."

"So I get paid morrre? yes!"

"What? you already got 10 bucks.......which was 8 bucks more than the last time you had a tooth come out. The tf isn't going to pay twice for the same [ ing] tooth."

" Then I'll just keep it then.....and why did I get ten dollars this time and only 2 dollars last time?"

"k fine, let me google what happens if you stick a lost tooth back under......and you got ten for giving him/her a larger baby tooth than normal. They weigh teeth like bananas at the store. That's how they know how much to give."

Ended up being a $12 tooth. Fairy tales suck.

[ALVAREZ6]

What the ? Many of my daughter's friends get $20 per tooth from the Tooth Fairy. Why not just give them the damn money outright instead of tying it to the Tooth Fairy and making all the other parents look like cheapskates. It's even worse when they still believe in the Tooth Fairy because then the child freaks out when her friend gets $20 and she gets $1. Now they get some complex about their teeth not being as good. WTF people. How about just putting the $400 in a savings account for them when they are born and sticking with the $1 per tooth. By raising the bar to $20 per tooth, you're essentially sending billions to China for crappy toys that will be in a garage sale in a year or so.

crofl wouldn't have guessed you have a kid(s)

[cantthinkofanything]

crofl wouldn't have guessed you have a kid(s)

I've very careful to keep my personalities separate.

[ALVAREZ6]

I've very careful to keep my personalities separate.

Good. How many personalities do you have? I have 4.

[cantthinkofanything]

Good. How many personalities do you have? I have 4.

only 3

[DMC]

lol you wouldn't believe what my friend's little boy did last week, it was so cute....































































































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