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In the end our teeth is all we are going to have. You should save them.
What the ? Many of my daughter's friends get $20 per tooth from the Tooth Fairy. Why not just give them the damn money outright instead of tying it to the Tooth Fairy and making all the other parents look like cheapskates. It's even worse when they still believe in the Tooth Fairy because then the child freaks out when her friend gets $20 and she gets $1. Now they get some complex about their teeth not being as good. WTF people. How about just putting the $400 in a savings account for them when they are born and sticking with the $1 per tooth. By raising the bar to $20 per tooth, you're essentially sending billions to China for crappy toys that will be in a garage sale in a year or so.
In the end our teeth is all we are going to have. You should save them.
My kids get $.25 per tooth.
In the future teeth will be used as currency. A childs tooth will go for $25 USD where as an Adults will fetch upwards of $50. The message has already been sent out in rap music subliminally and those "grill's" those rappers wear are kind of like armor for your teeth.
I played my Paul Wall records backward to find out that he is leading the movement. That is why I started raiding dentists offices and set up a storage place for all the teeth I have collected so far. Once the dollar has no value and the tooth is the new currency I will be one of if not the richest person in the U.S.
People would be stupid not to
The toothfairy at our house was really lame and always forgot to stop by. So I used to make up for him by "treating" them to a new cartoon toothbrush and sparkle toothpaste; my poor kids were either too embarrassed or just didn't care about it enough to discuss what their friends' toothfairies brought.
Well, I guess we're all lucky there's no such thing as a toenail clippings fairy.
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cheap
lol unintentionally scoffing a fellow lefty crew member
Well judging from some of the parents I have met, I wouldn't be surprised....
My kids would just be like "Oh great, the toenail fairy came and left me some Odor Eaters"
But they are used to that because I've never been into those fairy tale things. I wanted to impart some practicality so they always got toothbrushes in Easter Baskets and Valentines, rolls of scotch tape in Christmas stockings (so they'd leave mine alone), and writing materials for everything else. They laugh about it now
What????? I don't get the rolls of scotch tape thing. I would think if they got scotch tape, they would then check your stocking to see if maybe you got the good stuff.Well judging from some of the parents I have met, I wouldn't be surprised....
My kids would just be like "Oh great, the toenail fairy came and left me some Odor Eaters"
But they are used to that because I've never been into those fairy tale things. I wanted to impart some practicality so they always got toothbrushes in Easter Baskets and Valentines, rolls of scotch tape in Christmas stockings (so they'd leave mine alone), and writing materials for everything else. They laugh about it now
I guess I would ask if you weren't into the fairy tale things, why did you bother with the Easter Basket and Christmas stockings?
My mom was a dental hygienist, so yeah, we got toothbrushes for christmas/easter/halloween/etc. My kids get the same thing from my mom.Well judging from some of the parents I have met, I wouldn't be surprised....
My kids would just be like "Oh great, the toenail fairy came and left me some Odor Eaters"
But they are used to that because I've never been into those fairy tale things. I wanted to impart some practicality so they always got toothbrushes in Easter Baskets and Valentines, rolls of scotch tape in Christmas stockings (so they'd leave mine alone), and writing materials for everything else. They laugh about it now
Oh and to the OP. I told my wife that we won't go over $1. (the first ones will likely be 50 cents or so.
Well, they were into it! So I played along for them.
Oh and scotch tape, toothbrushes, etc. isn't all they got, just a little practical thing I'd include
C'mon son
what the is you talking about?
What could you have been doing at work instead of writing this bull ?
the outtahere
Still not tired of that C'mon son schtick huh?
He's not in LC. If he is, then he's out. We can't handle that kind of unadulterated idiocy.
lol @ not recognizing trolls.
Still not tired of stealing your employer's money while posting unfunny takes, huh son?
C'mon Son
I thought it was "boooolshiiit
Beats being stuck at home posting under a tired ass troll. Unless you are at work too and just being hypocritical.
sup girl?
I'd be happy to explain the different uses over dinner sometime, son
hit me up
C'mon son
I'm hittin you in a weak spot and you know it
Every time you're about to post an unfunny joke or a ty take, I want you to:
1.stop
2.think (I know, this is the hard part for you, son)
3.Resist the urge to eat something fried or made of chocolate
4.Do something work related or take a walk
With this simple 4-step program son, you'll be on your way to being a more productive, healthy worker
I'm here to help a out, son.
For real
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