R.I.P. Elvis

[Giuseppe]

^Culburn, reporting for duty!!! I have my brown paper bag, contents, per requested. If you have a suction device and a heavy duty rubber band, Let us proceed...

[DMC]

^Culburn, reporting for duty!!! I have my brown paper bag, contents, per requested. If you have a suction device and a heavy duty rubber band, Let us proceed...

All that because I mentioned a 13 year old?

[Giuseppe]

All that because I mentioned a 13 year old?

Oh, I thought you said "the Ellis girl."

My bad.

[Giuseppe]

I miss Macho Man more

When him & Hulk buried the hatchet the children and I were watching on the television. Katie-girl had stopped what she was doing and was sitting with us. I look over and she's in complete tears.

tee, hee.

[AmericanPsycho]

He'll be remembered for years to come.

[ChuckD]

Guess which presidential candidate wished Elvis a happy birthday today?

Matt Damon?

This Day in Michele Bachmann History: Elvis Presley was born, to his parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Wayne Gacy.

The tweet is a mashup of her faux pas of saying that John Wayne Gacy's birthplace in Iowa was John Wayne's and wishing Elvis a happy birthday on the day of his death.

[DMC]

When him & Hulk buried the hatchet the children and I were watching on the television. Katie-girl had stopped what she was doing and was sitting with us. I look over and she's in complete tears.

tee, hee.

Was that before or after Kevin Welch buried the hatchet in her?

[Giuseppe]

Was that before or after Kevin Welch buried the hatchet in her?

I'm sure it must have been before when she was still fresh as the morning.