Seinfeld Star Shoots Self In Head and Lives to call 911

[z0sa]

lol calling 911 instead of just shooting yourself twice

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Is anyone in this thread honestly surprised that the actions of a man with a bullet hole in his head don't seem to make much sense?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd have shot my toe to alleviate the eventual cost.

[cantthinkofanything]

Pretty loose usage of the world, "star".

[Nathan Explosion]

It's actually not surprising. Studies have found that people who jumped off the Golde Gate Bridge and lived said that the moment they jumped, most regretted it and didn't want to die. Some people think they want to commit suicide, and instantly realize they don't. Some are "lucky" and survive.

[SA210]

Some rude asses in here. Maybe he changed his mind. Wtf.

[lefty]

Is anyone in this thread honestly surprised that the actions of a man with a bullet hole in his head don't seem to make much sense?

And now you must leave on a high note