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    Coulrophobia is Beautiful JayTheClown's Avatar
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    Seinfeld was kinda before my time so I never really watched the show, but I know some you guys and gals did so...........


    There is a video in the link

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-.../#.T0VhMYem_NU

    'SEINFELD' STAR
    Survives Suicide Attempt
    'I've Shot Myself in the Head'


    Daniel von Bargen -- who played Mr. Kruger in "Seinfeld" -- is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself in the head Monday morning in a failed suicide attempt ... and TMZ has the horrifying 911 tape in which he calls for help.

    Daniel tells the 911 operator, "I've shot myself in the head ... and I need help."

    The operator asks if it was an accident -- Daniel replies, "I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn't want to." Daniel says he's diabetic, explaining, "They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes."

    The operator asks where the gunshot wound is -- Daniel replies, "I shot in my temple."

    Law enforcement officials confirm they were dispatched to von Bargen's Cincinnati apartment complex a short time later -- and when they arrived, you can hear them on the 911 tape ... yelling at Daniel to keep his hands where they could see them.

    Von Bargen -- who also played Chief Grady in "Super Troopers" -- was transported to a nearby hospital where he is currently in critical condition.

    During the call, Daniel goes into even more graphic detail about his condition. Listen at your own discretion.



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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Dude was hilarious as George's lazy ass boss.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Holy that recording is just depressing as . I always liked him in Malcolm in the Middle and Seinfeld...sucks man. Who'd think after Galikanokus told Grady to put a bullet in Farva, he'd end up putting it in himself

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    Motivation for me... Stringer_Bell's Avatar
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    , that 911 call is in' bleak.

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    Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo...and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup.

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    Wow, just sad.

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Dude was hilarious as George's lazy ass boss.
    Looks like laziness isn't only for a character. How do you miss your damn head??

    His ears must hurt a whole of a lot.

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    So the guy shot himself in the head because he can't stand to lose his toes?

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    So the guy shot himself in the head because he can't stand to lose his toes?
    Better to lose a toe than lose your head.

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    So the guy shot himself in the head because he can't stand to lose his toes?
    Listen to the 911 call...he already has 1 leg amputated and now they're going to start taking off the other one a little at a time. Diabetes is a .

    That call is the most depressing thing I've heard in a long time.

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    That's why Hitler poisoned himself as well

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Lulz @ the operator: "Do you know the phone number off tha top of your head?"

    What you did there, I see it.

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    Damn

    To the OP, you should start watching the show. You missed out on a great one.

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    World Class Landon Donofag's Avatar
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    Seinfeld was kinda before my time so I never really watched the show, but I know some you guys and gals did so...........


    There is a video in the link
    Before your time? WTF are you 9 years old?

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    Believe. FrankCostanza's Avatar
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    Serenity now!!!

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    damn, sad.

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    Ow

    I wish Mr Kruger had more appearances in Seinfeld; great character


    " I locked myself out of my office again ..... well, I'm going home "


    " K-Uger ? sounds like one of those old car horns... K-UGER! K-UGER ! "

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Mr. Kruger was a great character. I just can't bring myself to listen to that call

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    attention if he survived his first shot he shoulda done it again

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    attention if he survived his first shot he shoulda done it again
    THis

    And why call 911 if you are comitting suicide ?

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    That's pretty sad....

    The pic they used reminded me of that episode though.......


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    "I'm not too worried about it"

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    T-Bone !

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    So,now he has a hole in his head AND he's still gonna lose a toe

    Oh, yeah and tinnitus

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