thirsty ass frost king dies right before he was going to have a 3sum with 2 hookers

[mouse]

I can't even imagine the colossal family drama this has caused

His sperm was so old they had already developed legs. Wow, was Darwin right after all?

[RD2191]

His sperm was so old they had already developed legs. Wow, was Darwin right after all?

[Bill_Brasky]

dude went out feelin on some ties that ain't a bad way to go.

[mouse]

The dudes ass was so old you could easily tear a piece of his taint off and use it as turkey jerky.

[RD2191]

The dudes ass was so old you could easily tear a piece of his taint off and use it as turkey jerky.

[resistanze]

just doesn't get more comical than this story ...old man probably got his dentures polished up and everything...how do you die choking on a steak....old man was salivating at the thought of that pussy....this just ain't right