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    A grandfather who won a tryst with two hookers choked to death before he could enjoy his threesome.
    Johnny Orris, 86, from Illinois, was entered into a contest by radio shock jock Howard Stern, called “I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid,” by his grandson, Ed Moody.

    He told the show he had not had sex since his wife died more than a decade ago, and was awarded the encounter at the legal Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada.

    Orris went to the ranch and chose two girls, then headed to a steakhouse in Lake Tahoe, where he died.

    His grieving grandson, who was with him, told Radar Online: “He had not been with a woman for 11 years since my grandmother died.

    “He had two girls planned out, Caressa Kisses and Vanity – Caressa is all that he talked about. He was going to spend the night with them but he never got back to the Bunny Ranch.

    “I think he was eating too fast because he wanted to get there quickly, but sadly he did not make it.

    “I was with him. He was choking to death. Hr was eating prime rib and he started choking.”

    Moody and the maitre d'hotel tried the Heimlich manouevre and CPR, but after an ambulance took him to hospital he was prounouced dead.

    Moody went on: “He was having the greatest day of his life, and it went to . He was feeling great. He was being treated like a rock star.”

    But his grandad's winnings did not go completely to waste.

    Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof let him have a free roll in the hay with one of his girls – though not Caressa Kisses or Vanity.

    Hof said the two girls who appeared on Stern's show and named Orris the winner, Caressa and Rain Riches “are distraught and are going to need some sort of counselling.”



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    Man this report is all over the place, who ing wrote it? Also, why the is it spelled manouevre and just not maneuver?

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    Man this report is all over the place, who ing wrote it? Also, why the is it spelled manouevre and just not maneuver?
    my co-worker told me he heard about it on the radio. i thought it was a joke.

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    Any of the death captured on film? And I can see a trend developing.

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    Poor old guy.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    The dead wife should've let him buck one last time...

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    Just think how his dusty penis and rusty balls feel.
    Last edited by mouse; 12-18-2013 at 09:07 PM.

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    A grandfather who won a tryst with two hookers choked to death before he could enjoy his threesome.
    Johnny Orris, 86, from Illinois, was entered into a contest by radio shock jock Howard Stern, called “I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid,” by his grandson, Ed Moody.

    He told the show he had not had sex since his wife died more than a decade ago, and was awarded the encounter at the legal Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada.

    Orris went to the ranch and chose two girls, then headed to a steakhouse in Lake Tahoe, where he died.

    His grieving grandson, who was with him, told Radar Online: “He had not been with a woman for 11 years since my grandmother died.

    “He had two girls planned out, Caressa Kisses and Vanity – Caressa is all that he talked about. He was going to spend the night with them but he never got back to the Bunny Ranch.

    “I think he was eating too fast because he wanted to get there quickly, but sadly he did not make it.

    “I was with him. He was choking to death. Hr was eating prime rib and he started choking.”

    Moody and the maitre d'hotel tried the Heimlich manouevre and CPR, but after an ambulance took him to hospital he was prounouced dead.

    Moody went on: “He was having the greatest day of his life, and it went to . He was feeling great. He was being treated like a rock star.”

    But his grandad's winnings did not go completely to waste.

    Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof let him have a free roll in the hay with one of his girls – though not Caressa Kisses or Vanity.

    Hof said the two girls who appeared on Stern's show and named Orris the winner, Caressa and Rain Riches “are distraught and are going to need some sort of counselling.”



    his grandson has to live with killing his grandfather.... he put too much in front of him at once..plus a steak dinner ...there was no way this was going to end good....

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    That really sucks.

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    rofl

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    his grandson has to live with killing his grandfather.... he put too much in front of him at once..plus a steak dinner ...there was no way this was going to end good....
    his grandson probably hit the jackpot when grandma died and plotted on a way to cash out on grandpa's will too. what better way to committ murder without looking su ious than feed a old frost king prime rib and serving him hot young pussy on the platter.

    look at this nugget "Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof let him have a free roll in the hay with one of his girls"

    the grandson even got his choice of free pussy from the ranch

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    What's a frost king?

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    What's a frost king?
    a white male

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    this ought to be rich...

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    What's a frost king?
    When your done with your bedtime reading of the 9/11 commission report tonight look in the mirror.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    this guy....does he posts upstairs, premature ejaculators...

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    What's a frost king?

    look closely at this photo and you can get an idea.


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    Who is that?

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    his grandson probably hit the jackpot when grandma died and plotted on a way to cash out on grandpa's will too. what better way to committ murder without looking su ious than feed a old frost king prime rib and serving him hot young pussy on the platter.

    look at this nugget "Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof let him have a free roll in the hay with one of his girls"

    the grandson even got his choice of free pussy from the ranch
    just doesn't get more comical than this story ...old man probably got his dentures polished up and everything...how do you die choking on a steak....old man was salivating at the thought of that pussy....this just ain't right

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    This is so wrong on so many levels…
    Howard Stern has no boundaries when it comes to decency…
    Grandson trying to get grandpa laid…
    Grandpa so excited & choked up and dies…
    Grandson could care less and he uses the freebie for himself…

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    Just think how his dusty penis and rusty balls feel.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I can't even imagine the colossal family drama this has caused

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