Turkey bacon

[Drachen]

Lol, no. If bacon is the tuxedo of meats, turkey bacon is the tuxedo t-shirt of meats.

[SupremeGuy]

Turkey bacon is for dudes that own cats.

[UZER]

^But, I had a ribeye the other night that tasted so good it was comparable to an orgasm. What'd I'd do? I jockeyed right out and bought another one the next day. What happened? It tasted like the back end of Mr. Ed.

How would you know that taste?

[Dark Gable]

Got to have that thick cut bacon for the BLT.

[Thread]

How would you know that taste?

Don't be purposely obtuse, ooze. I was obviously imagining such, gd it.

[UZER]

Don't be purposely obtuse, ooze. I was obviously imagining such, gd it.

Careful Yarn, Ill give you a month in the hole, then another month to think about it.

[Thread]

^I'll just take that record player down there with me, ooze.

[The Gemini Method]

Turkey and that Vegetarian bacon are an affront on the sweet candy of meats.

[boutons_deux]

put bacon, cheese, or bbq sauce on a turd, and you rednecks would suck it down

[I. Hustle]

put bacon, cheese, or bbq sauce on a turd, and you rednecks would suck it down

That's disgusting.

[mrsmaalox]

That's disgusting.

I know! That turd should be battered and deep-fried first.

[Inbred]

put bacon, cheese, or bbq sauce on a turd, and you rednecks would suck it down

Mmmmmm...that'd be some good tastin' .