If men had periods

[SpursWoman]

Which reminds me, what's today's date? .

Why? Are you late for something?

[1Parker1]

Why? Are you late for something?

**Knocks wood**


Don't joke about that SW!!!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Why? Are you late for something?

[Summers]

One of the funniest things I ever heard was a friend of mine describing how she'd had a bad day, so she came home and wanted chocolate. So, she looked around, and all she had was a glass jar of chocolate ice cream topping. And she couldn't get the lid off. So she used a church-key (that pointy thing that your grandma used to open the old-fashioned cans of Hershey's when you were a kid) and punctured the lid until she could fold a flap back. Her roommate came home and found her eating ice cream topping out of the jar with a spoon and he was like, "Um... Georgina??"

[SpursWoman]

One of the funniest things I ever heard was a friend of mine describing how she'd had a bad day, so she came home and wanted chocolate. So, she looked around, and all she had was a glass jar of chocolate ice cream topping. And she couldn't get the lid off. So she used a church-key (that pointy thing that your grandma used to open the old-fashioned cans of Hershey's when you were a kid) and punctured the lid until she could fold a flap back. Her roommate came home and found her eating ice cream topping out of the jar with a spoon and he was like, "Um... Georgina??"

OOoooo, that sounds good.

[MiNuS]

"if"

then we men would have found a "solution" for these "periods". Extending alcoholic sales after 1am and making it legal to drink alcohol during work when on a "period".
"domestic violance" would be legalized somehow....we would just blame it on "it".
I am very sure that before cancer had a cure we would have a cure for our torment.
if,if,if,if,if,if,if!