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  1. #26
    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I was dressed in leather
    You wear leather


    if I can come up with some money
    I might ask her for a date
    I notice you are always broke in your poems

    Write about what you know I guess.

  3. #28
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    "Old got"

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    "Avante"

    standing six foot two
    and two seventy five
    he just might be
    the coolest man
    alive

    he can do it all
    sing them blues
    write poetry
    talk track
    talk football

    then ya have
    those sexy eyes
    washboard abs
    thunder thighs

    a man among boys
    a legend in his own time
    that's Avante
    the man is so
    fine

  4. #29
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    Underage Gook Tranny With A

    Philippine bar, I was having a drink
    All around, were underage s
    They were all very pretty, but all dressed like s
    It made me quite sad so I drank a bunch more

    Through the front door walked this fat GI man
    Fly was unzipped, had cash in his hand
    Drunk as a skunk, old Cooter Brown
    Asking the teens if they liked to go down

    I was about to serve him one mean dragon kick
    But then he approached a gook with a prick
    I held back my kick and decided to watch
    As this fat drunk GI rubbed the tranny thing's crotch

    The GI slobbered and panted and came
    The tranny smiled and then did the same
    "you give me money and I say no crime
    I'm only 14 but me love you long time"

    I must admit, I did not interfere
    I sat and laughed and drank some more beer
    They were quite the couple this GI was sick
    with the underage gook tranny with a
    You try too hard little guy.

  5. #30
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    "Avante"

    standing six foot two
    and two seventy five
    Obese

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    "Leg Humper"

    he follows me around
    both night and day
    there he'll be
    humping away

    he's too stupid
    far too dumb
    to figure out
    seeing him
    is no fun

    he has problems
    as all can see
    he has it bad
    simply can't stay away
    from me

    I don't talk to
    the boy anymore
    now he's just my pet
    my little

  7. #32
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    You try too hard little guy.
    No...I reread my poem and it made me laugh a little. It rhymed and the meter was good. It was worth exactly the time it took me to type it.

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    No...I reread my poem and it made me laugh a little. It rhymed and the meter was good. It was worth exactly the time it took me to type it.

    Ok man give me this one...

    "The Jukebox"

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Ok man give me this one...

    "The Jukebox"
    She walked in the bar and ordered a drink
    I picked up the tab and started to think
    This girl, she was cool, a crooked ass smile
    I axed her to sit and talk for a while

    The night moved on but she and I faded
    This chick was not rich, but man, she was jaded
    I had one more move, to capture this fox
    I moonwalked myself back to the jukebox

    I had no money, my cash was all gone
    So I closed my eyed and summoned the Fonz
    With a wink and a kick with the back of my heal
    The Priest blared out loud with some hard British Steel

    At that point, it's over, the hunt is all done
    I reached in my coat and pulled out my gun
    Her eyes got all wide, she started to scream
    I blew out her brains and put on some Cream

  10. #35
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    She walked in the bar and ordered a drink
    I picked up the tab and started to think
    This girl, she was cool, a crooked ass smile
    I axed her to sit and talk for a while

    The night moved on but she and I faded
    This chick was not rich, but man, she was jaded
    I had one more move, to capture this fox
    I moonwalked myself back to the jukebox

    I had no money, my cash was all gone
    So I closed my eyed and summoned the Fonz
    With a wink and a kick with the back of my heal
    The Priest blared out loud with some hard British Steel

    At that point, it's over, the hunt is all done
    I reached in my coat and pulled out my gun
    Her eyes got all wide, she started to scream
    I blew out her brains and put on some Cream
    Hahahahahaha....BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!

    "The Jukebox"

    I put down a buck
    needed some change
    they had an old jukebox
    held down by some chains

    it was a classic
    top of the line
    then she walked in
    she was oh so fine

    I pushed A-7
    then B-3
    walked over to her table
    she just smiled at me

    as Otis began to sing
    about these arms of mine
    she whispered in my ear
    buy me some wine

    so we shared a bottle
    got up to dance
    when Kool and The Gang
    took off with
    Jungle Romance

    she was tall
    cool and lean
    I was getting hot
    you could almost
    see the steam

    once back at our table
    I said lets get out of here
    she said no
    I asked why
    that's when she waved at the bartender
    he was her guy

    so I got up
    feeling low down and blue
    went back to the jukebox
    pushed A-2
    Last edited by Avante; 08-09-2014 at 01:28 AM.

  11. #36
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    Hahha....BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!

    "The Jukebox"

    I put down a buck
    needed some change
    they had an old jukebox
    held down by some chains

    it was a classic
    top of the line
    then she walked in
    she was oh so fine

    I pushed A-7
    then B-3
    walked over to her table
    she just smiled at me

    as Otis began to sing
    about these arms of mine
    she whispered in my ear
    buy me some wine

    so we shared a bottle
    got up to dance
    when Kool and The Gang
    took off with
    Jungle Romance

    she was tall
    cool and lean
    I was getting hot
    you could almost
    see the steam

    once back at our table
    I said lets get out of here
    she said no
    I asked why
    that's when she waved at the bartender
    he was her guy

    so I got up
    feeling low down and blue
    went back to the jukebox
    pushed A-2
    I like it. Especially leaving "A2" open to whatever each's "go to " song is, mine is , Paralyzer

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