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  1. #1
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    I climbed out of
    that old Greyhound
    in some little
    run down town

    I'd gone as far
    as I could go
    yep, I was busted
    totally out of dough

    so there I stood
    my suitcase in my hand
    looking like what I was
    a lost and lonely man

    then she pulled up
    in a long black Cadillac
    she smiled
    so I had to grin
    then she said
    hop on in

    so I tossed my suitcase
    in the backseat
    then she said
    you need a drink
    something to eat

    so we headed
    to her place
    it was over a few hills
    as we listened to the stereo
    it was some vintage Bob Wills

    she lived in a trailor
    had a big black cat
    now I'm thinking
    where in the
    am I at

    the next morning
    I unpacked my suitcase
    put my things away
    she'd made it very clear
    I was there to stay

    if there is a morale
    to this little story
    I guess it must be
    sometimes it's better
    not to know
    your destiny
    Last edited by Avante; 08-07-2014 at 01:51 AM.

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    moral victory, tbh. Franklin's Avatar
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    Believe. bobcatfan4life's Avatar
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    gay

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    "Gay"

    bobcat was little
    around 5 foot 3
    he had a tiny
    and was as gay
    as could be

    he liked to hang
    in alleys and
    dead end streets
    places where perverts
    and freaks liked to meet

    bobcat sucked anyone he could
    uptown
    downtown
    over in the hood

    it didn't matter to him
    if they were short
    fat tall or thin

    a real sucker
    down on his knees
    that was our bobcat
    always looking to please
    Last edited by Avante; 08-07-2014 at 01:52 AM.

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    Believe. bobcatfan4life's Avatar
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    Didn't mean to hurt your feelings Avante, was just being an honest critic.

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    Didn't mean to hurt your feelings Avante, was just being an honest critic.
    A guy ending up with a strange lady.......is gay?

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    Thought this was about the new kick ass video game coming out.

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    Believe.
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    Thought this was about the new kick ass video game coming out.
    Word.


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    Thought this was about the new kick ass video game coming out.
    "Video Game"

    there we sat
    paddle in hand
    I was winning
    I'm a bad bad man

    I'd scored a hit
    I knew how to play
    my buddy just sat there
    what could he say

    I broke the record
    most hits in a game
    I should be in the
    video game
    Hall of Fame

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    "Video Game"

    there we sat
    paddle in hand
    I was winning
    I'm a bad bad man

    I'd scored a hit
    I knew how to play
    my buddy just sat there
    what could he say

    I broke the record
    most hits in a game
    I should be in the
    video game
    Hall of Fame
    Not bad.

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    "paddle"
    old bas

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    A guy ending up with a strange lady.......is gay?
    If the strange lady has a penis and s the guy in the ass...yes, it's pretty gay

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    If the strange lady has a penis and s the guy in the ass...yes, it's pretty gay
    "Strange Lady"

    she was tall
    about 7 feet two
    had long blonde hair
    eyes were blue

    she was a strange lady
    this was well known
    when she wasn't drinkin' whiskey
    she was talking on the phone

    I met her at a bar
    a little kicker place
    I was dressed in leather
    she was wearing lace

    we ended up
    in the back seat of my car
    back there with an amp
    and my old guitar

    at 7 feet two
    it wasn't easy
    actually it was
    hard to do

    but we got her done
    and she was great
    if I can come up with some money
    I might ask her for a date

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    Its density mcfly.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    "Strange Lady"

    she wasn't very tall
    about 4 feet two
    had long black hair
    legs black and blue

    she was a young lady
    this was well known
    when she wasn't sucking off sailors
    she was still living at home

    I met her at a bar
    a little hole in the wall
    I was dressed in Cracker Jacks
    She was carrying her doll

    we ended up
    in the back of the room
    If she'd never been molested
    She would be soon

    That tiny face
    Staring at mine
    Screaming foreign dialect
    Made me hard as a pine

    And as I finished
    I cried in her arms
    She cried too
    Because I had just raped her

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    "DMC'

    he lived in a trailor
    out in the sticks
    had an old bulldog
    just full of ticks

    he had no friends
    other than that bulldog
    a turkey
    and a few hens

    he was sorta backward
    as all could see
    would wear a t-shirt
    that read
    I'M DMC

    he was a cherry boy
    some said he was gay
    but it really didn't matter
    he liked it that way

    the boy liked to
    bother Avante
    that's how he got his nut
    yep, acting stupid
    while sitting on his butt
    Last edited by Avante; 08-08-2014 at 01:50 AM.

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    "DMC'

    he lived in a trailor
    out in the sticks
    had an old bulldog
    just full of ticks

    he had no friends
    other than that bulldog
    a turkey
    and a few hens

    he was sorta backward
    as all could see
    would wear a t-shirt
    that read
    DMC

    he was a cherry boy
    some said he was gay
    but it really didn't matter
    he liked it that way

    the boy liked to
    bother Avante
    that's how he got his nut
    yep, acting stupid
    while sitting on his butt

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    moral victory, tbh. Franklin's Avatar
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    Hey Avante, rate my latest poem please...

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...69#post7545469

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    Personally I'm not a fan of the dual verse, just say it once. Other than that....B.

    Go back and look at that solid A poem of yours, that first one. You seem to be getting a little too...ah...mushy?

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    moral victory, tbh. Franklin's Avatar
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    Personally I'm not a fan of the dual verse, just say it once. Other than that....B.

    Go back and look at that solid A poem of yours, that first one. You seem to be getting a little too...ah...mushy?
    thanks for your advice, bro

    I derived the poem from the lyric of a Scarlett song (Innocent when you dream). It may sound fine but it did look redundant for a poem, I'm gonna edit it. Thank you again for your excellent advice.

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    thanks for your advice, bro

    I derived the poem from the lyric of a Scarlett song (Innocent when you dream). It may sound fine but it did look redundant for a poem, I'm gonna edit it. Thank you again for your excellent advice.

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    Underage Gook Tranny With A

    Philippine bar, I was having a drink
    All around, were underage s
    They were all very pretty, but all dressed like s
    It made me quite sad so I drank a bunch more

    Through the front door walked this fat GI man
    Fly was unzipped, had cash in his hand
    Drunk as a skunk, old Cooter Brown
    Asking the teens if they liked to go down

    I was about to serve him one mean dragon kick
    But then he approached a gook with a prick
    I held back my kick and decided to watch
    As this fat drunk GI rubbed the tranny thing's crotch

    The GI slobbered and panted and came
    The tranny smiled and then did the same
    "you give me money and I say no crime
    I'm only 14 but me love you long time"

    I must admit, I did not interfere
    I sat and laughed and drank some more beer
    They were quite the couple this GI was sick
    with the underage gook tranny with a

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    I climbed out of
    that old Greyhound
    in some little
    run down town

    I'd gone as far
    as I could go
    yep, I was busted
    totally out of dough

    so there I stood
    my suitcase in my hand
    looking like what I was
    a lost and lonely man

    then she pulled up
    in a long black Cadillac
    she smiled
    so I had to grin
    then she said
    hop on in

    so I tossed my suitcase
    in the backseat
    then she said
    you need a drink
    something to eat

    so we headed
    to her place
    it was over a few hills
    as we listened to the stereo
    it was some vintage Bob Wills

    she lived in a trailor
    had a big black cat
    now I'm thinking
    where in the
    am I at

    the next morning
    I unpacked my suitcase
    put my things away
    she'd made it very clear
    I was there to stay

    if there is a morale
    to this little story
    I guess it must be
    sometimes it's better
    not to know
    your destiny
    Is this how you met Judy

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