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Eat a bunch of generic government cheese and you won't need much toilet paper.
Peanut butter too, for that matter.....
This thread made a wrong turn somewhere...
Eat a bunch of generic government cheese and you won't need much toilet paper.
Peanut butter too, for that matter.....
I just took a crap.
that was a f-ing good laugh!!!!
you will now be called "blue cheeks"
okay, back on track, for the record, SHAVING your ass is BIG TIME ING GAY. were talking Gig-Rap Gay. I don't give a if your the swimming champion of the world or if your ass looks like Bigfoots. That is a no no and quite frankly, i'm not liking the imagery that i can't help from popping into my head. GET OUT GOTDAMIT!!!
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Agreed.okay, back on track, for the record, SHAVING your ass is BIG TIME ING GAY. were talking Gig-Rap Gay. I don't give a if your the swimming champion of the world or if your ass looks like Bigfoots. That is a no no and quite frankly, i'm not liking the imagery that i can't help from popping into my head. GET OUT GOTDAMIT!!!
I'm trying to wrap my brain on exactly how one would go about performing the deed solo and the mental images of yogarisingsunposeholdthemirrorat37.5degreeanglerem emberthingsreflectinreverse evolution are disturbing.
how much ing hair do you guys have on your anus's that dingleberry's are an actual concern and not just a crude trailer trash joke???
Maybe if you just spent more time wiping. Or if you got soem of those charmin wet wipes.
I swear my husband spends more time wiping then he does crapping. His ass is so clean you could eat dinner off of it. If your name was GIG and you were into that.
Monrning crap? Yes.
As soon as I get home from work crap? Yes.
Taking a dump in a public restroom or at work/school? No. I will never be comfortable with that. I'll hold it for hours if I have to, but I will not do #2 at work/school or in a public facility.
I agree with Kip.
I never take a crap outside of the house.I'll hold it all day and longer if need be till i get home ot my very own toilet.
And never at friends houses. I will take a crap at my in-laws house or my moms house tho.
This thread is just wrong on so many levels.
Well, if you do find yourself caught short and have to use one of the wonderful plastic/fiberglass jobbies, bring your own tickets (I do now), because the stuff they stock them with is akin to wiping your ass with wax paper.
Taking a dump at work: UNPLEASANT
Taking a dump in a public restroom while you are out: REVOLTING :vomit
Taking a morning dump in the comfort of your own home: PRICELESS...
There are some things money can't buy...
But that's the problem... If one averages 7 to 8 wipes per dump due to the prevalence of turdlets sticking to one's asshair, one might explore options to cut down on the TP waste. Morning dumps are often softer than evening dumps, so there tends to be more residue.Maybe if you just spent more time wiping.
Of course, the problem is where to stop. If your ass is shaven but you still have hair below the ass, that just looks ridiculous.
John Wayne brand toilet paper: Rough, tough & won't take off anybody.because the stuff they stock them with is akin to wiping your ass with wax paper.
The fear of performing a normal bodily function in a different location is pretty silly to me.
this thread is quickly going into the toilet.
For some strange this topic is making the day at work a lot better. I thought I was the only one who loved taking a dump in the morning and right after work at the house.
Dude diarrhea makes dingleberries happen even if you have minute hair in that area
Never heard that one before!
your timing is off 1369. you should have morning craps, right after you rise, preferably before your shower.
that way, the only way you have to drop a load at lunchtime is if you eat a hippo like keda.
Bro, you should have seen the amount of toothpicks I had to use after that escapade!
RACK!
dude, you take your chances with crusty hippo gina. we've all been there.
RACK!
dude, you take your chances with crusty hippo gina. we've all been there.
thats why I carry the Horse blinders, keeps me focused on the task at hand!
I'll remeber.
However, as a woman I have had to use the fiberglass box on several occasions for pissing. (bocktoberfest comes to mind)
I have never ever ever let my precious bum touch the seat. Hovering is a necessity in those situations. I'm allready teaching my daughter to hover. It;s a life skill.
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