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LOL... That sucks for you dude... Good luck with that...
Does it make her tongue blue?
Well, lunch is over and I need to crap.
One of the "joys" out here on the jobsite is the bonus of getting to use porta cans.
Now look, I enjoy sweating my ass off while sitting in these little plastic confines of restroom bliss just as much as the next guy, but I'm tired of the magic blue water splashing up on my backside and dyeing my skivvies.
My wife thinks I was sodomized by a smurf.
Does it make her tongue blue?
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to around with smurfs?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Sodomy Smurf?
your timing is off 1369. you should have morning craps, right after you rise, preferably before your shower.
that way, the only way you have to drop a load at lunchtime is if you eat a hippo like keda.
your timing is off 1369. you should have morning craps, right after you rise, preferably before your shower.
that way, the only way you have to drop a load at lunchtime is if you eat a hippo like keda.
yeah, morning craps are the .
Does that sound right?
take out the does that sound right and you got comedy gold brother.
Man im glad our restrooms here are clean enough for me to poop in
your timing is off 1369. you should have morning craps, right after you rise, preferably before your shower.
that way, the only way you have to drop a load at lunchtime is if you eat a hippo like keda.
me and mine have always been big fans of the "just home from work right before you shower" crap.
It's like your completly gettign rid of al lthe you put up with that day.. then you get into the shower and scrub... by time you join hte rest of the household it's liek your a brand new person.
.........did someone start a thread about taking a dump?!
NOT ONLY did they start a thread about taking a dump... the thread is growing...
So don't come in here ting on this topic please!
no pun intended?
My youngest is fond of using at least a half a roll of toilet paper. A few years ago, he clogged the toilet so bad that I had to go buy a snake.
I think he holds the house record for clogging the toilet.
take out the does that sound right and you got comedy gold brother.
Morning craps are the , every time i say that it just sounds a little off.
Get some of the rought stuff, S y. That'll teach him.
What a ty thread.
Get some of the rought stuff, S y. That'll teach him.
Man, that's one of 3 things you never, I repeat NEVER....buy generic. The other 2 being cheese & peanut butter.
I have both, usually.your timing is off 1369. you should have morning craps, right after you rise, preferably before your shower.
that way, the only way you have to drop a load at lunchtime is if you eat a hippo like keda.
I don't know about y'all, but just the smell of my morning coffee gets my fudge machine activated...
own it trainwreck...
Morning Craps R Da ! YAH!
where is sequ's little potty ass...he always loves a good convo.
i have a question. How clean can you clean your ass before it becomes gay?
Thanks in advance.
Eat a bunch of generic government cheese and you won't need much toilet paper.Man, that's one of 3 things you never, I repeat NEVER....buy generic. The other 2 being cheese & peanut butter.
Okay okay, three scientists were collecting specimens for their research in the hills of a jungle when they all fall into a hole. The hole seems to be a trap, soon a tribe shows up and offers them to either die or choose mumba....well the three look at each other and first scientist is like i have to so much more i want to do in life i choose mumba, so the tribe takes him aside where they all form a line and all take turns raping him. The other two look at each other like oh .....well the next scientist is like damn after seeing that, i dont know what to do, i want to live but i dont know if i could live right after that.......but after careful deliberation chooses mumba...they line up again and all take turns raping him. The last scientist stands up proud and shouts.... you guys you can take your s and yourselves i choose death.........so the cheif of the tribe stands up and yells back.......death by mumba......oh
Well, an ass is never completely clean unless it is also shaven. And I'm pretty sure that's gay... But it's something I've considered anyway.
Also, couldn't you use the cheese as an emergency TP subs ute.Eat a bunch of generic government cheese and you won't need much toilet paper.
dingleberries hang from my hair ive debated shaving it too
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