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    who said they're supposed to be "funny"? They're too subtle, too cerebral for you dimwits.
    They are the very opposite of cerebral and subtle. Which is why they're not funny.

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    "I'm a big stupid dummy" says every Republican
    by Andy Borowitz

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    They are the very opposite of cerebral and subtle. Which is why they're not funny.
    "funny" is y'all's strawman, have at it!

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    Okay, they're not particularly observant or thought-provoking either.

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    Okay, they're not particularly observant or thought-provoking either.
    You guys really got a Boner on for Borowitz! Are you so embarrassed, pissed at yourself that you read his articles and take SO LONG to figure his out?

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    No. Borowitz is just another post.

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    boner.

    You're the one that posts his lame .

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    who said they're supposed to be "funny"? They're too subtle, too cerebral for you dimwits.
    Subtle? The guy beats his point over readers' heads with a 2x4. That guy sucks at satire.

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    Is this er ever NOT crying?

    You tea baggers are so hopelessly lost -- and not just politically.

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    Sorry boots, The Onion is great satire, Borowitz is just stupid.


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    Lol



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    "Values" voters. They value hate, that's for sure.

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    At first, when I began reading it seemed liked liberal gloating. Then as each post progressed it reads more like very, very, very, nervous self reassurances.

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    Boehner's exit is similar to the removal of Saddam/Ghaddafi ... he was pretty bad, but now the crazies might take over. If one of the Tea Party caucus reps becomes Speaker, Congress might as well stay home till the general election because nothing's going to get done.

    Boehner however will probably pass a clean bill with Democratic support to fund the government for the next fiscal year. This is basically a kamikaze move ... he's taking one for the team to prevent the government shutdown. Someone had to do it, a prolonged shutdown would almost guarantee a Dem president in 2016, and maybe even a Dem Senate.

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    So now the wing nuts won't shut the gubmit down over Planned Parenthood?

    lol principles

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    fire them all

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    he should just leave what the a month long quitting notice
    thought 2 weeks notice was standard
    loves the drama

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    The whole thing smells like selfish to me, tbh... he was going to step down last year, but then the Pope he invited was going to finally show up after 20 years of trying, so he sticks around just for that long, making sure he's the speaker during the visit, and resigns the day after...

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    "Values" voters. They value hate, that's for sure.
    lol, they value ignorance, bigotry, etc., etc.

    I have really bad news for them. They are going to hate the next Speaker just as much because Tea Baggers don't have the votes to push their Tea Bagger agenda in any capacity other than just disrupting government and getting nothing done.

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    "he was going to step down last year"

    ... then Cantor lost

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    So now the wing nuts won't shut the gubmit down over Planned Parenthood?

    lol principles
    maybe not right now, but killing PP is apparently the destructive rightwingnuts' top social issue as campaign tactic, so expect PP to be on the campaign front burner, along with immigration, Muslim hating, sharia, to keep the Repug rabble base sufficiently roused through Nov 2016.

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    Boener just saving the nation. He's a saint. He will leave govmt open.

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    He's basically taking a big on the tea party on his way out

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