I didn't get any tonight ):

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

The guy had too many to drink

If only...................

[gollum]

[MannyIsGod]

@ Terri Schiavo always cracking me up.

[NZHayden]

wtf

[xcoriate]

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

Not if your BigZax, he would just jackoff and eat the chicken

Holy , I spat coffee on my monitor.

[SpursWoman]

How this thread has only one reply in 50 minutes is beyond me.

I would certainly have replied....but I was busy getting some.

[xcoriate]

haha, no need to rub it in :p

[Mush Mouth]

haha, no need to rub it in :p

Rub all you want

[TheTruth]

Dude, I totally owned myself last night.

[The sone]

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

i dont mean to brag or anything..but i need a turkey...goose minimum...ahem...

[TheTruth]

i dont mean to brag or anything..but i need a turkey...goose minimum...ahem...

Did you.........Stuff it?

[bigzak25]

Not if your BigZax, he would just jackoff and eat the chicken

1st of all, i don't need to wax my own carrot any longer...


2nd of all.....your right...i'd eat the chicken...

[bigzak25]

hey bowie, you need to ask yourself why your potential lay had to drink so much in the first place, and then, you need to get busy earlier...just pop in the porno and some bacardi 151 to speed up the process...you'll get yours.

[The sone]

Did you.........Stuff it?

thats pretty punnie...