I didn't get any tonight ):

[David Bowie]

So frustrated. The guy I was supposed to be with tonight had too many to drink and fell asleep on me. I just feel really depressed and frustrated now

[mouse]

Get Busy

[timvp]

How this thread has only one reply in 50 minutes is beyond me.

[NeoConIV]

The story of my married life after 2 kids. No sympathy whatsoever...sorry mate.

[spurs=bling]

you should have kept this to yourself.

[Kori Ellis]

How this thread has only one reply in 50 minutes is beyond me.

True. Usually a thread complaining of "not getting any" would at least solicit some offers to help her out.

What's wrong with you people?!

[timvp]

I'm guessing people don't know that David Bowie is female.

[Jame Gumb]

sorry but looking at this flat chested girl's nipples makes me soft

[The sone]

well i know a guy...and i think he knows a guy...just let me know...as for me im gonna get busy with my own tailage...owwwwwww

[ZStomp]

well i know a guy...and i think he knows a guy...just let me know...as for me im gonna get busy with my own tailage...owwwwwww

I bet you are.

Get out of the room man!!

[Trainwreck2100]

How this thread has only one reply in 50 minutes is beyond me.

People were weirded out by the fact the UN is David Bowie and talked about doing it with another dude.

[Drachen]

well i know a guy...and i think he knows a guy...just let me know...as for me im gonna get busy with my own tailage...owwwwwww

This is funny, it sounds like a movie quote from a will ferrel movie or something.

[atlfan25]

When I read something such as this, I wonder why the person felt compelled to convey this message to a large group of people.

What type of response was this person hoping to receive by telling people this alleged information?

[Kori Ellis]

When I read something such as this, I wonder why the person felt compelled to convey this message to a large group of people.

What type of response was this person hoping to receive by telling people this alleged information?

Umm.. Maybe she's trying to get laid.

[Trainwreck2100]

Umm.. Maybe she's trying to get laid.

That gives me an idea.

[atlfan25]

Umm.. Maybe she's trying to get laid.

Interesting theory.

Does this type of action often result in a person getting laid?

[David Bowie]

Sorry guys. I was a little too and when I posted this. This has been a really frustrating weekend and this was something that broke the straw bit . But tommorow will hopefully be better And yes I am all female .

[timvp]

Good luck next time?

[Ron Jeremy]

Isn't wallmart open 24/7? Go to the produce section and get you a nice size Cu ber and Pm me your address.

[Larry Dallas]

Isn't wallmart open 24/7? Go to the produce section and get you a nice size Cu ber and Pm me your address.

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

[Aunt Ester]

Did some one say Chicken? Ummm ummmmm

[Snickers]

The guy I was supposed to be with tonight had too many to drink and fell asleep on me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

I can't believe I just read that.

[mouse]

men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

Not if your BigZax, he would just jackoff and eat the chicken

[Drachen]

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

Man that sounds like another movie quote. HAHA you guys are cracking me up tonight