What I really wanted was this.
Captain....ok gentlemen, keep in mind things are different here in the Phillipines, you are no longer in Kansas..ok? Everyone on the other side of that fence is out to get all they can off you, so be smart. Do not go over alone, as a matter of fact I won't allow anyone to leave his ship alone, so ya better get some buddies together.
There are girls in the bars who do not want to be there, they are forced to be there so if you are that hard up, you know what you are dealing with. Some might be as young as 14, yes I know...appauling. Hopefully none of you are some sick ass pedo.
Watch yourself and remember you get put in jail over here we can't do anything to help you. And one last thing, if I were you guys I'd hang with Avante, who couldn't use 6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel in a strange land?
So have fun, but be careful.