How come instant coffee is so much better than brewed coffee?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yep, too muscular and hard and want it faster, harder to the point of being a nuisance.

You mean want the "D" faster and harder? Sounds like someone was out of shape,

[Chucho]

Dumb as a rock ain't ya slick?

Little kids make you hard as one, don't they slick?

[BD24]

I worked at a full service Starbux in HS for about 2 months in a summer. They always had me on the "customer support" (the coffee timer and janitorial duties, dishes, ice etc) because I was the only guy and they never let me be a "barista".

That probably had more to do with you being a socially awkward than anything else

[Nivek_ogre]

You don't know .... About anything

[lefty]

I worked at a full service Starbux in HS for about 2 months in a summer. They always had me on the "customer support" (the coffee timer and janitorial duties, dishes, ice etc) because I was the only guy and they never let me be a "barista".

I hate that term

“Barista”

[Millennial_Messiah]

I hate that term

“Barista”

In starbux terms it means being the person to actually make the non-coffee coffee themed drinks and other treats (frappuccino, teas, lemonades, fruit "refreshers", etc). And serve them. I'm not a female face so I guess I don't sell as well. Fair enough.

[Avant]

Little kids make you hard as one, don't they slick?

Chucho, where are you getting that from? When did I ever say anything about any kids? Dude, why do you ignore my stance on that sick ?

Dude, any man messing with kids in one sick muther er, ok ya got that stupid? A pedo is the lowest form of humaniyuwe have, if you come in comtact with these sick s ya kill them, chop their ing heads clean off. Then stomp on that ing head until nothing but goo is left. Not tell me stupid, what about that don't you understand?

[DMC]

They say men like their girls how they like their coffee, so.....

For Avante thats with his in it.

[Chucho]

Chucho, where are you getting that from? When did I ever say anything about any kids? Dude, why do you ignore my stance on that sick ?

Dude, any man messing with kids in one sick muther er, ok ya got that stupid? A pedo is the lowest form of humaniyuwe have, if you come in comtact with these sick s ya kill them, chop their ing heads clean off. Then stomp on that ing head until nothing but goo is left. Not tell me stupid, what about that don't you understand?

Shut up, Avant. You're a liar and I'm not buying your bull .

[Avant]

Shut up, Avant. You're a liar and I'm not buying your bull .

translation

I know you have never said anything about kids at all, but I need to mess with people, so reality.

[Chucho]

translation

I know you have never said anything about kids at all, but I need to mess with people, so reality.

Larry The Liar

[Avant]

Larry The Liar

Chucho, do something else guy, aren't you tired of that same old boring ass ? We get it you lack communication skills and get a nut messing with people, and boring as .

[Chucho]

Chucho, do something else guy, aren't you tired of that same old boring ass ? We get it you lack communication skills and get a nut messing with people, and boring as .

You said it doesnt bother you yet you cant stop seeking me out and humping my leg. Why the lies, Larry?

[Avant]

You said it doesnt bother you yet you cant stop seeking me out and humping my leg. Why the lies, Larry?

Chucho, do you ever answer a question? Dude, why is this all you ever do here? You can only mess with people, really? Dude, you come off looking like a boring know nothing. Start a thread, do something different, ok guy?

[Chucho]

Chucho, do you ever answer a question? Dude, why is this all you ever do here? You can only mess with people, really? Dude, you come off looking like a boring know nothing. Start a thread, do something different, ok guy?

Stop having sex with kids first.

[FrostKing]

Brotha, you're doing it wrong

[Millennial_Messiah]

Brotha, you're doing it wrong

A cup of free Instant Donut Shop/French Vanilla at work + Coffee Mate supplied by the office = $0.00 > a cup of home brewed fancy coffee with store-bought cream and sugar for over a dollar

[Will Hunting]

They say men like their girls how they like their coffee, so.....

This line was funny the first time everyone heard it (the movie Airplane) and it’s been terribly unoriginal since then.

[Mark Celibate]

For Avante thats with his in it.

rofl

'MC...off the pick and roll, rolling hard to the basket, finishing through the contact and teabagging the defender rotating late, putting him on the highlight reel, silencing the crowd, bench going crazy, guy on bench doing the stanky leg in celebration etc

[aj3292]

You're brewing it wrong.

French press, boil water then wait 30 seconds, pour onto 1 Tbsp of fresh grounds, brew for 4 minutes, press and pour.

I second this. Coffee made with my French press is by far the most rich and delicious I've had.

[SpursforSix]

I second this. Coffee made with my French press is by far the most rich and delicious I've had.

Bend over, I’ll ing show you a French Press.

[Xevious]

A cup of free Instant Donut Shop/French Vanilla at work + Coffee Mate supplied by the office = $0.00 > a cup of home brewed fancy coffee with store-bought cream and sugar for over a dollar

Instant french vanilla coffee with cream and sugar. Gross. I bet you put ketchup on your well done steak also.

[SpursforSix]

Instant french vanilla coffee with cream and sugar. Gross. I bet you put ketchup on your well done steak also.

He’s trolling at this point. Originally, he was a serious poster that had consistently ty takes. Now he’s just throwing out bull to make it seem like that’s what he was doing all along.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Instant french vanilla coffee with cream and sugar. Gross. I bet you put ketchup on your well done steak also.

Nope. Creamy horsey sauce on Pittsburgh char-medium rare. Also, sirloin only; ribeyes and prime ribs come with too much fat and gristle.

[lebomb]

God damned, your white trashiness knows no bounds. Like you're genetically dispositioned to have taste in everything.

Yeah fresh brewed is better when Chuchos 325 lb #14 combination platter eatin momma with size 16 Mo Bamba feet, smashin dem coffee beans into a fine microscopic pulp............... is used to brew a pot with.