Ashlee Simpson doing wonders for her career

[Notorious H.O.P.]

I blame it on the rain.

Too funny. I laughed out loud too.

[SpursWoman]

I swear to god if I were a parent, and my spawn asked me to buy it something as detestable as an Ashlee Simpson album, I would ground it, punish it, and probably not serve it dinner that night.

I've told my daughter numerous times, "Oh, helllllllllllllll no...I don't care if Jesus Christ wants it, it's not getting bought with my hard-earned money!"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I've told my daughter numerous times, "Oh, helllllllllllllll no...I don't care if Jesus Christ wants it, it's not getting bought with my hard-earned money!"

I'm going to be a Nazi Parent. I'll meticulously search through all of my children's belongings to make sure they're never falling into the whole Pop Culture thing.

They will be forced to jam out to SUC and NIN. And if they don't like it? I'll tell them to go stuff themselves.

[SWC Bonfire]

Poor CBF,

Once you have kids, you'll understand. Like Mookie.

[SpursWoman]

Nah...some things like that are no-brainers.

[Vashner]

So she upgraded her lip synch equipment... big deal..

[Shelly]

My son loves Slipknot!

The sad thing is that these no talent hacks can make it in the first place. The only one of the pop-tarts that I think can sing is Christina Aguilera, although she does go overboard. However, 'Beautiful' does bring a tear to my eye.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Poor CBF,

Once you have kids, you'll understand. Like Mookie.

Yeah right. People only say that because of their own personal failed goals with their kids. No way I ever sire offspring with a woman who did not see eye to eye with me on certain family and parent issues.

So that way, with both of us kicking their asses in the same direction, they're more likely to be brainwashed the way we want them to be.

[SpursWoman]

So that way, with both of us kicking their asses in the same direction, they're more likely to be brainwashed the way we want them to be.

[N.Y. Johnny]

she can't sing...no talent

godawfull..I wish she'd go away....someone should just give her a judo chop to the throat

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Oh yeah? Well I wish she were tarred and feathered!

[thispego]

I wish she would get tricked into making a dirty film with a trusting boyfriend, only to have said film be strewn across the internet the following week

[Kip Fanatic]

I sold 1,000,000 million in one day? For real?

[Kip Fanatic]

I want to thank my role models for inspiring me to follow my dream.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate this . If murder were legal, I'd break the 's neck with my bare hands and then string her up to the ceiling and make her dead body dance the ing jig or whatever the her no talent ass was doing on SNL that one time.

She does have nice s though. I gotta give her that much.

[Spam]

exactly and she was drunk so she would have went all the way in the restroom at mcdonalds

I'd give her my big mac!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

so its settled


ashlee has nice s and thats the only plausible reason she's still popular.

[SWC Bonfire]

so its settled


ashlee has nice s and thats the only plausible reason she's still popular.

You need another reason? Aren't you demanding.

[batman2883]

her nose is big, but i would love to stick my johnson between those two mountains she has...

[Kip Fanatic]

Better as a blonde or a brunette?

[N.Y. Johnny]

Better as a blonde or a brunette?

Blonde



I wonder what she's got down there?

whats in her pants?

a standard issue triangle?
a racing strip?
or a JBR?

[Drachen]

she should be strung up and used for parts...

This one gets it.

[Horry For 3!]

Where is the video?

[Horry For 3!]

Where is the video?

Nevermind, found it. That is a dumb .

[FearDaDuncaN_SA]

Wow, I'm sorry I came in here....lol