How to mess up a guarnteed tip.

[bigzak25]

he was wrong to ask you to wait outside for him.

but why do you care where he parks?

[chode_regulator]

I told him deliver to the second Terrace as theyre putting a selarium in my marble rotunda

rofl exactly whati was thinkiing.
my friends will always find someone in the barracks who ordered a pizza and have the box laying around and then call a few days later and about how the order was wrong. then they always ask for a free pizza and get it. they even did this during the hurricance that hit here and made some poor asshole deliver them a pizza while the storm was like right over us. lolol
then pizza hut pissed me off bc one day, back when i lived in the barracks, oi ordered from them and asked abouta military discount. they say yeah its 20%!! but you have to ask for it. and i had ordered countless pizzas from them before that adn had them delivered on base to my barracks room. but i didnt get a milltary discount.

[SequSpur]

You still live in Indian Creek?

[bigzak25]

i always give 2 dollars. if it was good enough for paperboy, it's good enough for pizza.

and always pizza hut or chicago style.

dominos. papajohns.

BUT...the hotnreadies at lil ceasers can't be beat for the price.

[bigzak25]

10 bux a pie at costco is the best in town...i think i need to buy stock in costco, i love it so much.

[SequSpur]

The only one that gets pissed about the tip is the one that didn't leave it.

That dude probably got 4 bucks on his next stop.

He probably sneezed in that mofo. A cold take 12 hours. Take some tylenol

[bigzak25]

sequ has a point, but revenge is a dish best served cold.

you won this time manuel. BUT...he'll remember your tip stiffing ass next time...just like you would have probobaly smoked a cigarrette and farted in Manu's car if he had come by your valet service a 2nd time...

[MannyIsGod]

he was wrong to ask you to wait outside for him.

but why do you care where he parks?

Because he blocks the driveway for the people who live in front in the house. But thats besides the point, if I don't like cars and I'm the customer and I give implicit insturctions to stay the out of my driveway, THEN STAY THE OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY. And don't question me. I'm the mother ing customer.

[MannyIsGod]

The only one that gets pissed about the tip is the one that didn't leave it.

That dude probably got 4 bucks on his next stop.

He probably sneezed in that mofo. A cold take 12 hours. Take some tylenol

, I've had 2 delivery boys as roomates. They about everytime they don't get a tip, trust me. They hate it.

[Samr]

I do not get pizza from Papa John's anymore. The people working inside are nice as , but the delivery guys (the "females" are classified into this group) are the rudest people I have ever met.

Seriously, it is not that hard to get a very good tip from me. Even if it's just a $10 meal at some mexican food joint, I'll tip $5+ bucks depending on the service and sexuality/attractiveness of said service. And on several occasions I have asked for the manager (when it was busy and I didn't expect good service) to compliment said waiter/waitress. Though I have never worked in the service industry directly, I completely sympathize with them.

Which is why I am also that prick who will leave a quarter as a tip and write a very pointed justification for my actions on the back of the receipt.

I am the customer, we are the ones who pay the majority of your salary and, as such, I expect to be treated with the upmost respect. I go to a restaurant because I am too lazy to cook for myself and am willing to pay for someone else to do the work before me. I am not willing to pay extra for my night to be as inconvenient as possible.

[SequSpur]

Pizza guys work under the table after the manager leaves.

Your tip doesn't mean crap.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, one time a bunch of us here went to Jims on Broadway. Do you guys remember how bad that waitress was? I felt kinda sorry for her after Kori and I both went off.

Mandy and I went back there one night after playing poker with Fluffy, but we left when we saw she was there.

[JoePublic]

You sure demand alot from a pizza delivery person.

[MannyIsGod]

What, to not call me, walk up to my door with the pizza and not park in the driveway? Damn, thats a lot to demand. I figured the first 2 were common sense and not demands. How often does anyone else meet their pizza out in the street?

[Shelly]

What, to not call me, walk up to my door with the pizza and not park in the driveway? Damn, thats a lot to demand. I figured the first 2 were common sense and not demands. How often does anyone else meet their pizza out in the street?

Only if the pizza has a special 'herb' in the sauce

[bigzak25]

Because he blocks the driveway for the people who live in front in the house. But thats besides the point, if I don't like cars and I'm the customer and I give implicit insturctions to stay the out of my driveway, THEN STAY THE OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY. And don't question me. I'm the mother ing customer.

Well man, while i do understand your point of the customer always being right, I still feel it is unreasonable to think the pizza guy gives a damn about your driveway rule.

if it was me? i would have said, oh sorry, my bad, won't happen again, got my $2 bux, and then next time...i would probobaly park there again...

[MannyIsGod]

Well man, while i do understand your point of the customer always being right, I still feel it is unreasonable to think the pizza guy gives a damn about your driveway rule.

if it was me? i would have said, oh sorry, my bad, won't happen again, got my $2 bux, and then next time...i would probobaly park there again...

Its unreasonable to have him walk 20 ing yards???? Its not like I'm asking the mother er to park 2 miles away. Man, are people this ing lazy now?

Its like those people you see at HEB who will circle the parking lot for 20 minutes just to avoid parking 10 yards too far out in the parking lot. What the is that?

[bigzak25]

Its unreasonable to have him walk 20 ing yards???? Its not like I'm asking the mother er to park 2 miles away. Man, are people this ing lazy now?

Its like those people you see at HEB who will circle the parking lot for 20 minutes just to avoid parking 10 yards too far out in the parking lot. What the is that?

no you're right. you had a reasonable request. but dude, this guy is driving to multiple houses, just tyring to get through a shift, maybe smoking pot in the car, and picking some toppings off along the way...and yah...people ARE that lazy nowadays.

[Spam]

Man, are people this ing lazy now?

People are so lazy these days they'll actually have a pizza delivered right to their door!!

[bigzak25]

[MannyIsGod]

People are so lazy these days they'll actually have a pizza delivered right to their door!!

[mouse]

Although I agree with Manny ? I could never not tip. why should his kids go w/o food cuz of me?

[paperboy]

Anyone seen Manny?

[midgetonadonkey]

Although I agree with Manny ? I could never not tip. why should his kids go w/o food cuz of me?

If the delivery guy's kids are starving because I don't tip, well that er should go out and get another job.

[SpursWoman]

We usually order from Papa John's ... and the nicest old man ever is always the one that delivers it, pretty quickly, too. He loves to talk about his grandkids.....I tip him very well.



@ driving around picking off the toppings.