How to mess up a guarnteed tip.

[MannyIsGod]

I always tip the pizza delivery person. Usually 2-3 bucks. I know how it is to work for tips, so I try to tip at the least decently.

First, this mother er tonight calls me and asks me if I'm going to wait outside for him. What the flying ? you asshole, I paid a 1.50 delivery charge so have your lazy ing ass walk the pizza right to my door. So I told him no and asked him why I would do that. er responds with "I'll be there shortly".

Then, I have explicit instructions not to come into the driveway but to park out in the street and walk to the back where the guest house is. Mother er drives into the driveway, parks his car there, and walks to the back. When I tell him I don't want them doing that, he says "Why?" in a ty tone. Because I said so damnit.

you pizza dude. You get nothing for your damn tip. I hate not tiping, but damnit piss me off and I'll stiff you so fast.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are you sure it wasn't just Manu exacting his revenge on you for calling him out?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Guest house? No wonder you don't want anyone knowing you shop at Wal-Mart!

[Pantera]

I hear Big Lou's Pizza on WW White rd has a 15 pound pizza!
Gonna have to try that out!

[Shelly]

Are you sure one of your toppings wasn't boogers and/or spit?

[midgetonadonkey]

Once the places started charging delivery charges, I stopped tipping the delivery people. I let them know the reason why they don't give a tip. Usually I get dirty looks and no thank you but , I'm already paying 1.50 delivery charge, why should I have to pay a tip also?

[SpursWoman]

Are you sure one of your toppings wasn't boogers and/or spit?

:vomit

[mookie2001]

I told him deliver to the second Terrace as theyre putting a selarium in my marble rotunda

[MannyIsGod]

Are you sure one of your toppings wasn't boogers and/or spit?

Man, its very possible. But I don't think he was pissed untill after I had the pizzas in my possession.

"Are you going to be outside?" What the flying ?

[N.Y. Johnny]

I always tip the pizza delivery person. Usually 2-3 bucks. I know how it is to work for tips, so I try to tip at the least decently.

First, this mother er tonight calls me and asks me if I'm going to wait outside for him. What the flying ? you asshole, I paid a 1.50 delivery charge so have your lazy ing ass walk the pizza right to my door. So I told him no and asked him why I would do that. er responds with "I'll be there shortly".

Then, I have explicit instructions not to come into the driveway but to park out in the street and walk to the back where the guest house is. Mother er drives into the driveway, parks his car there, and walks to the back. When I tell him I don't want them doing that, he says "Why?" in a ty tone. Because I said so damnit.

you pizza dude. You get nothing for your damn tip. I hate not tiping, but damnit piss me off and I'll stiff you so fast.

Which Company were they for?

Usually I let them keep the change or tip them 5 bucks. Back in New York I had troubles with in Chinese Food deliveries.

[Marklar MM]

Think about the Ninja Turtles. Like 8 billion sewer grates..and the delivery man had to choose the right one, and be there in how many minutes, 15 or so.

[CharlieMac]

I would have waited outside and not tipped.

[Marklar MM]

I would have waited outside and not tipped.

Get out a lawn chair and wait by the curb with a beer.

[Pantera]

I would have went and picked up my own pizza.
If you want a good pie, you have to pick it up!

[SpursWoman]

....I made an oven full of those $.99 Totino's ones. The hamburger ones are the best.

[Pantera]

....I made an oven full of those $.99 Totino's ones. The hamburger ones are the best.

I agree, hamburger is the best. You might try the mexican one, it is also good.

[Marklar MM]

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. When pizza's on a bagle, you can eat pizza anytime. YEAH!!!

[SpursWoman]

I'll definitely have to..


I don't know what it is...they are sooooo cheap, but they are sooooo good.

[N.Y. Johnny]

I'll definitely have to..


I don't know what it is...they are sooooo cheap, but they are sooooo good.

I agree, I dunno what the is the deal with them, but they're damn good. The hamburger ones and those little square pepperoni ones too.

[Vashner]

He disruped your coke deal and you say "Say o to my little friend"..

"Don't drive up to the house.. capich?"

[timvp]

You shouldn't have paid for the pizza. A couple months ago the pizza guy was late an hour late so I opened the door, took the pizza and closed the door.

[ZStomp]

Manny,

One time The Sone and myself ordered pizza from Dominos through the internet and in it there was a special instructions line, I wrote in it: Hurry, we got the munchies!

We ordered a second pizza and in the same special instructions line I wrote: Hurry! We still have the munchies!!

So an older man comes to deliver the pizza and starts to lecture us...err, I mean The Sone and my other buddies.

[Silver21_Black20]

....I made an oven full of those $.99 Totino's ones. The hamburger ones are the best.

Those are the ...I make mine to a crisp perfection

[spurs=bling]

....I made an oven full of those $.99 Totino's ones. The hamburger ones are the best.

that is what is in our freezer

You shouldn't have paid for the pizza. A couple months ago the pizza guy was late an hour late so I opened the door, took the pizza and closed the door.

LJ your are the man!!!

[JoeChalupa]

....I made an oven full of those $.99 Totino's ones. The hamburger ones are the best.

That's what I'm talkin' about!!!