So I'm 36 Hours Away from Lasik Surgery

[hussker]

There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some t.u. students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.
The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"

[hussker]

The teachers at A&M were having their weekly staff meeting when one teacher spoke up and said "Do you people realize we have a student here who has been attending classes for over nine years and he still hasn't receiced a degree???"
Why no we didn't know that . What can we do? We don't want A&Mto get a bad name. I know, one teacher said, "Let's gather all the students at Kyle field and give this guy a pop test. Something simple he can't possibly miss, and then we will hand him his diploma."

The next day everyone was gathered in the stadium. The teacher announced over the PA system, now son if you can answer this question, you will become a graduate of Texas A&M. Okay?

Okay he said.

Now take your time and answer this. How much is 3 plus 4? The student became deep in thought for a long period of time. Finally he spoke. The answer is 7!

The crowd went into an uproar and started hollering, whooping, and chanting, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE !

[hussker]

Did you hear that they outlawed "the wave" at Kyle Field?
Two poor Aggies drowned at a game last year.

[hussker]

Did you hear about the Aggie that drove his pickup into the lake?
His dog drowned while he tried to get the tailgate down.

[hussker]

How can you tell an Aggie is on location at a drilling rig?
He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

[hussker]

Two Aggie builders were working on a house. One Aggie was on a ladder nailing. He'd reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over his shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.
The other Aggie couldn't stand it any longer and yells up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"

The first Aggie explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"

The second Aggie got real excited and called him all kinds of names, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"

[spurs=bling]

There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some t.u. students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.
The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"

okay hussker now i'm really thinking about which school i want to attend

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

, nice Hussker.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

As an aside, I need to get Kori to photoshop me in next to the topless chick at the bar up top (sorry, user handle escapes me)

[hussker]

okay hussker now i'm really thinking about which school i want to attend

AHF will tell you...as will I...

GO TO aTm!!!!!

[hussker]

A man walks into a bar an orders a beer. When he's finished he asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Aggie joke so the bartender say "you may want to reconsider that choice, you see the man on your left is 6'4 and 260, and the man on your right is 6'5 and 255, and their both big Aggie fans, and me I'm 6'3 and 240 and I'm a big Aggie fan so do you think you still want to tell that joke?" and the man says " no, I don't want to tell it three damn times!

[spurs=bling]

AHF will tell you...as will I...

GO TO aTm!!!!!

those jokes are scaring me

[hussker]

Oh, come on spurs=bling!

WHOOP!

[hussker]

Q: What goes "Vroom-screech, vroom-screech?
A: An Aggie driving through a flashing red light.

Q: What did the Aggie say when he went to check if his turn
signal was working?"
A: "Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't."

Q: Why do Aggies write TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why did the M&M manufacturer fire their Aggie employees?
A: Because they kept throwing away the W's.

Q: What do you call four Aggies at a four way stop?
A: Eternity.

Q: How do you get an Aggie to stay in the shower?
A: Give his a bottle of shampoo that says "Wash, rinse, and repeat."

Q: What do you call an Aggie with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: Why is it good to have an Aggie passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why should Aggies not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q1: How can you tell if an Aggie's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another Aggie's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: Why don't Aggies eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull tab.

Q: What did the Maggie say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q: How do you know when an Aggie has been making
chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M s all over the kitchen floor.

Q: How do you confuse an Aggie?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why do Aggies have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: To an Aggie, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.

Q: How many Aggies does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call half a dozen Aggies standing shoulder to shoulder?
A: A wind tunnel

[spurs=bling]

Oh, come on spurs=bling!

WHOOP!

what?

[hussker]

When it looked like Rita was going to hit College Station the folks at Loupot’s Bookstore decided to board up, from the INSIDE. Obviously the best Aggie jokes are not really jokes at all - they just ARE!

[spurs=bling]

if i do end up going to aTm, will i stand out if i wear this?

[hussker]

if i do end up going to aTm, will i stand out if i wear this?

HAHAHA! My wife just told me that she was taking our 8 y/o to school this morning and they passed a car with a t.u. sticker on it. My daughter said; "What's up with that?". Last night we went into the Kroger Store off of HWY 6 and Rock Prairie (you know where I am talking about AHF). There was a Longhorn t-shirt hanging up for sale and my daughter said, "That's HIDEOUS!"

Does that answer your question? My wife and I have determined that the only people that wear Burnt Orange in this area are the Bryan people that are haters...having no college education at all.

AHF...Thoughts?

[The sone]

if i do end up going to aTm, will i stand out if i wear this?

youll stand out but not because of the jacket...itll be the trail of blood, the two black eyes, and the shovel jammed in your rear sideways the will call attention to you...im just saying.

[hussker]

youll stand out but not because of the jacket...itll be the trail of blood, the two black eyes, and the shovel jammed in your rear sideways the will call attention to you...im just saying.

And that 13-0 Branding...

[spurs=bling]

HAHAHA! My wife just told me that she was taking our 8 y/o to school this morning and they passed a car with a t.u. sticker on it. My daughter said; "What's up with that?". Last night we went into the Kroger Store off of HWY 6 and Rock Prairie (you know where I am talking about AHF). There was a Longhorn t-shirt hanging up for sale and my daughter said, "That's HIDEOUS!"

Does that answer your question? My wife and I have determined that the only people that wear Burnt Orange in this area are the Bryan people that are haters...having no college education at all.

AHF...Thoughts?

you have an 8 year old?

[hussker]

you have an 8 year old?

I have a 15 yr old!

[spurs=bling]

I have a 15 yr old!

not bad you are only a year older than my dad

[hussker]

He is 40? What a youngster!

[spurs=bling]

He is 40? What a youngster!

yep,and is already a grandpa thanks to my little sister who is a... uh nevermind