Things written in public bathroom stalls........

[BathroomAttendantGuy]

A Sharpie is my number one request.....other than the obvious.

[whottt]

I've gone everywhere except my pants, the avoidance of which contributes to my bathroom whorship.

The trick is to master the squat-'n- , wherein you hover above the actual porcelain surface. As long as you have some quad-ular for ude, this technique allows you to eat any kind of food without fear of a janitorial detour.

Even using the squat and you are still vulnerable to, "the Splash".

[midgetonadonkey]

I once called the number I saw in the stall for "good head." I guess she wasn't in the mood to talk to a random stranger at the time. I got yelled at and the "who the is this" response.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Here I sit I'm at a loss
Trying to out taco sauce
I know I'm gonna drop a load
I only hope I don't explode


here I sit all broken hearted
tried to but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and my pants


I was here but now i'm not
I sat right here and smoked some pot
I'm writing this to make a point
Lifes a so smoke a joint


This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take off nobody


here i am im in a caper
some one stole the toilet paper
shall i sit here shall i linger
or will i be forced to use my finger


Jack and Jill went up the hill to practice what he tought her.
Silly Jill forgot the pill and came down with a daughter


In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets not invented,
They left their load upon the road
and walked away contented.


Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have VD
Now you do too!

[Horry For 3!]

[ShoogarBear]

Who said serious discussion of literature is a lost art?

[CharlieMac]

Who said serious discussion of literature is a lost art?

Was Ot o killing his Christian spiritualilty/physical self and recommiting to his Muslim roots in the final scene of that play? Who cares? Some guy splurged on a toilet seat and made me uncomfortable.

[ShoogarBear]

Was Ot o killing his Christian spiritualilty/physical self and recommiting to his Muslim roots in the final scene of that play? Who cares? Some guy splurged on a toilet seat and made me uncomfortable.

Ay, but there's the rub.

We don't know that he did, only that he wrote he did.

Which is the greater pleasure, to sploog and thence
To take pen to wall and immortalize the moment
To forever carry both the memory and the imaginings of a future poor Eriks (alas) squatting in discomfort
Or to not actually do the foul deed and but still wrought it such
And still wallow in the dreamed disgust of same Eriks (alas) just the same?

[CharlieMac]

Ay, but there's the rub.

We don't know that he did, only that he wrote he did.

Which is the greater pleasure, to sploog and thence
To take pen to wall and immortalize the moment
To forever carry both the memory and the imaginings of a future poor Eriks (alas) squatting in discomfort
Or to not actually do the foul deed and but still wrought it such
And still wallow in the dreamed disgust of same Eriks (alas) just the same?

A true bathroom bard.

[AlamoSpursFan]

They paint the walls
To stop my pen
But the house poet
Strikes again

Here I sit
In stinking vapor
Some asshole
Used all the paper