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That's what you get for using the ter at school...Rooky!
They usually don't bother me. As a matter of fact, it's entertaining some times, especially when you forget to grab something to read. "For bisexual action call 555-5555", " Bush", " s go home", and so on. But reading something really bothered me today while I was sitting on that can at school.
" I came where you are sitting. I mean it. Have a nice day."
So uncomfortable. A line was crossed.
That's what you get for using the ter at school...Rooky!
"If you read this, you're a ."
I read the paper when I'm droppin' a load.
That's why I only use the women's stall when I'm in public.
That's smart....
but you can't do that in a school.
But my mentality is always: W/E, it, I'm not holdin this any longer.
I in school all the time.
Some people come here to sit and think,
Others come here to and stink,
But I come here to beat my meat,
And all over this toilet seat.
Some classics I remember:
"The joke is in your hands." (above a urinal)
"Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of "
That must have changed...it used to be:
Some people come here to sit and think,
some people come here to and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls and
read the writing on the walls.
There's a hundred versions of it. That's just the one I write.That must have changed...it used to be:
BTW, I think I have set some kind of record for never taking a dump in a gas station, theatre, school or college bathroom.
I've never done it...not once. It's just too damn nasty.
I guess it's because I am a morning evening kind of guy.
BTW, if you are ever on the road and have to use one I reccomend a Hilton, Raddison or something like that....always a pleasant experience.
You never ate at the KFC outside of Hartford, CT.
You wouldn't have had a choice.
Restaurants are 50/50....I have used those before. Just never used one in a public school, college, theatre, or gas station...IOW, the really nasty ones.
you havent live till you pee in the 32 oz soda cup you just drank while hauling ass on the highway late at night.
No, we got the food to go . . . had to stop on the road.
I go anywhere. Except small mexican restaurants. They give you immediate s at times and refuse to put toilet paper in the restrooms. That's no laughing matter.
I need to know where restrooms are at in all public places. Malls, schools, and so out. I scout the building for teh best places. Just in case.
you're not alone on that one.
My hubby has never taken a crap outside of homecourt.
also - he is a mornign/evenign kinda guy.
I will admit to taking a crap at school one time... and once at traffic school.
32 oz.s doesn't always hold it. I've filled that up before.
I've also peed into a 20oz coke can while on a VIA bus. Not proud. But it was a moment of absolute desperation. However taking a is strictly an at home affair.
- Emo aka "spursy"
I've gone everywhere except my pants, the avoidance of which contributes to my bathroom whorship.
The trick is to master the squat-'n- , wherein you hover above the actual porcelain surface. As long as you have some quad-ular for ude, this technique allows you to eat any kind of food without fear of a janitorial detour.
That's considerate of you. I've been on the bus where they didn't bother with the can.
For a good time, Jenny... 867-5309
''The Hands that clean these toilets also make your food....please aim properly.''
''Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.''
At a restaurant once, one of the guys told the waitress: "There was a sign in the restroom that said 'Employees must wash hands before leaving', so I waited and waited but nobody showed up."
If you use them in a theatre you are more of a man than I am...I am not even going to describe what most of the theatre cans look like these days...I'll just say that we obviously haven't figured out all the laws of gravity, because I seen them all defied within those stalls. I don't even go in those stalls anymore...I don't even look in them.
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