Momma always told me…

[JoeChalupa]

My mama told me ..... "You better shop around."

D'OH!!

[Horry For 3!]

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

[T-Pain]

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

good song right there

[Old School Chic]

If she really is Old School, she knows that already.

Yep, sure do.

[PM5K]

My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, watch our for razors...

[SpursWoman]

I do the same, as do my kids. My kids both know that if there is an "elderly" (and to them I'M elderly) person, they are to open and hold the door. If they see someone with their arms full, they open the door. And at restaurants, they say "please" and "thank you" when they order.

I always tease them, though, that they're polite in public but act like little heathens at home!

I don't remember telling my son anything about doors, unless my mom did ... he's just always done it. People tend to be really surprised when he does, but he'll always hold the door open for anyone coming.



My daughter would slam it in everyone's face is she knew she wouldn't get a foot up her ass.

[Sunshine]

Mama said knock you out

[PM5K]

My momma said I was dumb and nobody liked me....

[pache100]

There was an Abba song, "Mama Said":

Tried to sneak out without saying
With my loudest record playing
Ooh, my mama said, Look at this, you haven't done your bed
My mama said, That's a thing that you should do instead

(don't remember the rest)

And...(ok, really telling my age now) the Shirelles had one, too:

Mama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this Mama said
(Mama said, mama said)
Mama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this my Mama said
(Mama said, mama said)
I went walking the other day,
Everything going fine,
Met a little boy named Billy Joe
And then almost lost my mind
Mama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this Mama said
(Mama said, mama said)
Mama said there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this my Mama said

(I don't remember the rest, except something about chapel bells)

And, of course, Garth Brooks' "Ain't Goin' Down 'til the Sun Comes Up) had some "mama said's:

Six o'clock on Friday evening
Momma doesn' t know she's leaving
'Til she hears the screen door slamming
Rubber squealin' gears a jamming
Local country station just a blaring on the radio
Pick him up at seven and they're headin' to the rodeo
Momma's on the front porch screamin' out her warning
Girl you better get your red head
Back in bed before the morning

[samikeyp]

I will hold the door open for anyone who has something in their hands, man or woman.

I agree...I do the same.

[samikeyp]

My mama to get things done, you better not mess with Major Tom.

[Taco]

Momma said

GET UP!!!

It's 7:00 you're gonna be late for school!!!

[AngryMan]

My momma told me to sit my ass down and shut up!

[2Blonde]

My mama always told me to take my own money with me on a date in case the guy turned out to be a jerk and I wanted to leave.

My husband's mama told him that if he ever got a girl pregnant, she would kick his ass and then kill him!!!

[Phenomanul]

That's good. I don't expect men to hold the door for me just because I'm a woman. If I have my hands full, it would be nice if anyone opened the door for me. But, I am always shocked at the number of men who will hurry past me (my arms loaded with stuff) in the parking lot of our office building and jog up the steps, open the door and let it gently close just as I get to the door. I don't want to think it's intentional, I want to think they are just pre-occupied or distracted, but it sure is suspect when it happens time and time again. I've had it happen at other places, too. Sometimes it almost looks like they are saying, "Screw you! This is what you women wanted!" It's not what I wanted, and it has absolutely nothing to do with feminism, but more to do with common courtesy.

I will hold the door open for anyone who has something in their hands, man or woman. Most often, if someone does hold the door for me, it is a woman.

How about the courteous thing to do is to always hold the door open for ladies.... and you all as ladies should not think too much about it.

[Gerryatrics]

Mama said "Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know."

(Note: Also a song, not something my actual mother told me.)

[Marklar MM]

my momma told me I could try whatever drugs I wanted...I would have to learn the hard way.

[Marklar MM]

My momma always told me "Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know." So I asked her who Scotty was, and she said he doesn't know he is rich BIATCH.

[Samr]

Mamma always told me don't be a Dallas fan. Or if you are, don't walk beside me.

[Guru of Nothing]

Thread Hijack - What's a "mud hole?"

[spurs=bling]

before my mom passed away, she would tell me.
" Go to your room and wait for your dad to come home."

[Guru of Nothing]

.

[Taco]

MY MOMMA TOLD US

"That's it!!! I don't want any more cussing is this DAMN HOUSE"

[Summers]

My momma said you can't hurry love; no, you'll just have to wait.

Eating raw cookie dough will give you worms.

I thought it was just some weird thing my mom made up, but she used to say that! If I drank pickle juice or ate raw cookie dough, she would say it would give me worms. She also used to make really violent threats like "If you don't behave, I'm going to break all your fingers". I guess it wouldn't be funny if she'd actually ever done it.

[angel_luv]

Mama said there'd be days like this. There'd be days like this my momma said.

Pache took mine.

Mom should have told me to read the whole thread before posting.