What do you do when you slow dance?

[CoolArrow]

One time I sprained my knee really bad while running, but I still wanted to go to this dance, so I wrapped my member in underwrap and then duct taped it to my leg for support.

I highly recommend this method.

I tried that once, but I kept kicking all the good looking women.

[T-Pain]

Just hang one arm around her neck and over her shoulder and hold your beer with the other. Move slow and make sure to call her "mami" and "ruca" often. Move slow so your boys won't think you are punking out but move enough to make her think sexual thoughts. Every once and a while kiss her neck and tell her that she reminds you of an aztec princess.

This is how we do it on the Southside.

^^^^^^i love this idea better^^^^^^

[Clandestino]

I tried that once, but I kept kicking all the good looking women and ming in my stacy adams.

cochino!

[T-Pain]

lick her ear

[TDMVPDPOY]

rub her

[T-Pain]

instead of lickin her ear tell her this

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to , have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my

Ay ! wait til you see my
Wait til you see my
Ay ! wait til you see my
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay ! wait til you see my
Wait you see my
Ay ! wait til you see my
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[Vashner]

Try being a gentleman. Forget the bad advice.. it's funny but B A D !!

[CoolArrow]

cochino!

Orale! I didn't say what you quoted, even though I did all of that.