My neighbor is such an asshole

[ALVAREZ6]

Dude, there was no reason to post that.

It's just what I would do.






I'm not allowed to say what I would have done??? It seems like a bunch of other people are doing that...

[Duff McCartney]

Let the air out of Duffs bicycle tire.

Did you not read that the bike got stolen?

[ShoogarBear]

banana in the tailpipe.....

You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this: "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.