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Kick some ass Mel.
This morning, I noticed that someone had let their dog loose and there was dogpoop in both my yard and my neighbors yard. I just got home from running errands and noticed that my neighbor swept the dogpoop from his yard into my driveway. How difficult is it to pick up dogpoop and just throw it away?! Did he not think that I would notice it?! Needless to say, I swept it back into his yard. I probably should've taken the high road and just thrown it away, but this guy has been such a pompous asshole from the day I moved in, that I'm just tired of his at ude.
Kick some ass Mel.
Throw tomatos onto his roof, and make sure they drain down.
Throw some antifreeze on his front yard and kill all of his grass.
That dude would have the turd on his Tahoe if he lived next to me.
Oh ya'll talking about those little house things without big ranch gate and barbed wire?
You need any help honey, just say the word and I'll be right over....
Yeah, but then if the dog was out there and ingested any of the antifreeze ....
on second thought, this could work depending on how pissed off Melissa is.
go get him Mel!!
Take A Dump On His Car :d
You should get some advice from Manny. He's the king of driveway protection.
Line of the day.
egg his house
I suggest you rent the movie - Me, Myself and Irene.
Serenity awaits.
... and if things get out of hand, buy a lot of tequila and have a GTG at your house.
I used to have a neighbor that would occasionally fling dead rats over the fence into our yard with a shovel.
I'd go smear some crappage on the windshield of your neighbor's car. And some on the handle just for fun.
I would have just pushed it back into his yard too.
If it were my lawn that my neighbor was throwing dog on to, I would ejaculate into a cup and pour it all over the door handle of his/her car.
Then, I would clog the exhaust pipe with oranges, poop, lemons, ...basically anything.
Then I would take a nice crap onto his/her door step.
Now I'm not guaranteeing anything, but that usually does the job.
i live next to MR mary poppins, feeding the birds and ... dude puts out birdseed all in the street around the neighborhood.. pisses me off with the birds tin everywhere!
Sugar in the gas tank.
banana in the tailpipe.....
Let the air out of Duffs bicycle tire.
did he borrow MORE money for that bike?
Dude, there was no reason to post that.
I vote for the GTG at Mel's....turn Mouse's dog and Looter loose on the neighbor's yard....
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