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  1. #26
    Stuck in the middle ElMuerto's Avatar
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    Did it smell like something died? I get that all the time.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I work in a secure fed building now that has only the one restroom for that area.
    Maybe she's working on a secret chem-bio project.

  3. #28
    Veteran lil'mo's Avatar
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    can you give this girl my number?

  4. #29
    Expert Coach coachtf's Avatar
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    Laughing at SW.

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    Think of it this way... every time you drive through Amarillo, you'll think of her and smile.

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    I abhor ugliness Vizzini's Avatar
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    I will always remind my friends that if they want to bring their opinion of a good looking girl down a little bit, just remember that every 24 to 36 hours they take a . The looks on their faces tells me it works every time.

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    The Dude Buddy Holly's Avatar
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    Funny, I've never heard of any kind of that smelled like roses.
    Mine do, but that probably has to do with my diet only consisting of freshly plucked red roses.Sometimes I'll cheap and go with a white rose.

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    The Dude Buddy Holly's Avatar
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    Maybe it was the person before her who left that bad odor and SHE also had to endure it.

    , even if that isn't the case just make your mind believe it was.

  9. #34
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Maybe it was the person before her who left that bad odor and SHE also had to endure it.

    , even if that isn't the case just make your mind believe it was.

    That's exactly what User suggested.

  10. #35
    Believe.
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    Maybe thinking someone else lit one up before she went it will change your mind and her image remains intact.

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    That would certainly explain why she practically ran away. Maybe she was getting sick from the smell someone before her left and she wanted to hurry and get TF out of there.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    If it smelled that bad before using it, she should have just dangled her rump out a window.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    If it's yellow leave it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    She's had her stomach stapled.

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    Well I saw Courtney at work again this morning and she is just HOT! The funny thing was she initiated conversation with me and asked if I had eaten at the new chinese place down the street. I just started laughing and she looked at me as if I was on crack.

    I could not even look at the poor girl and not grin but it was a pretty cool conversation. She knows I'm married and that my wife and I just had another baby so she was very sweet and expressed her love for children. We talked for a while and then she said she had to get back to work.

    I wonder if she knows just how bad it was?

  16. #41
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    give her my number.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I think that was her way of giving you her excuse.

    You should have asked her what dishes she recommended.

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    Expert Coach coachtf's Avatar
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    It was a little weird so I pussed out of the conversation. Like I said she is very sweet but one of the girls that works with me says she has done aerobics with Courtney for years and she burps and farts like she's a guy. It's strange but she just seems so shy and reserved that you almost get the impression that she is a FREAK outside of work.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I wonder if she knows just how bad it was?
    fox smells his own hole

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    Veteran scott's Avatar
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    It was a little weird so I pussed out of the conversation. Like I said she is very sweet but one of the girls that works with me says she has done aerobics with Courtney for years and she burps and farts like she's a guy. It's strange but she just seems so shy and reserved that you almost get the impression that she is a FREAK outside of work.
    Seriously, this chick is a keeper. Leave your wife.

  21. #46
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    she burps and farts like she's a guy

    You're wife must be pretty slick if she's hiding it so well that you're still under the impression that girls don't burp or fart.

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    The Great Eight Ocotillo's Avatar
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    Why am I reading this thread?

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