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she sounds hot .......
We have this beautiful young blonde named Courtney who works with us now. All of the guys and even some of the girls think she is just PERFECTION. Every day she walks in and you just can't help but stare and admire her. Well today I'm waiting at the door to use the downstairs bathroom and Courtney walks out. I think to myself nice and then ............I smell the most foul odor coming from the bathroom. Courtney just lit the frickin bathroom up!She hauled ass and got around the corner before I could even turn back around. Blonde, Blue Eyes, and an ass that literally will suck your eyeballs out of your head and kill you.
she sounds hot .......
Even hot chicks need to drop deuce ya know
I dated the hottest girl in highschool and she used to rip farts in my face. I didn't give a rats ass because she was so fine
You are right bro but this smelled like pure "ape " and more.
thank god for allergies
i wouldn't care ... if your doesn't stink then you might ... but it does.
you can use that as blackmail. tell her she has to have sex with you or you'll tell everyone that the smell took the crome off the handle
Maybe that's the ice breaker you need .... explain to her about the courtesy flush(es).
Trust me when I say that my stinks but this chick had people damn near throwing up on the first floor today.
Then obviously she's got a stomach bug ... cut her some slack, you know that ing sucks.
what the is up with the one restroom anyway.
I work in a secure fed building now that has only the one restroom for that area.
well at least you know she is the type of girl who is not scared to bomb china at work. Thats a marring girl right there
Just don't take her out for Indian food on the first date... or any date for that matter.
So you are amazed that her stinks? Funny, I've never heard of any kind of that smelled like roses.
and you said she ran away? if i were in her shoes i'd try to play it as cool as possible. maybe even add a "do you smell that?" comment.
In some parts of the world, that smell is called "normal." People live with their animals, or they wipe their asses with their hands.
This was more than just a "big " or her having a stomach problem. This chick had people leaving to work upstairs for the rest of the day.
It has to be a stomach problem .... *normal* shouldn't peel the paint off the walls.
I think you are probably right SW but it caught me off guard because it was her. You know I work with guys that are all taking supplements and trust me when I say that I have never in my life experienced anything quite like this.
Maybe you should have offered to take her to the emergency room.
Well, if it doesn't gross you out too much, maybe she'll seem more approachable to you now.
More importantly .... did she leave a video?
Shouldn't this be in the Oh, thread?
No kidding. Like my dad used to always yell at us, "Mix a little water with it!"Maybe that's the ice breaker you need .... explain to her about the courtesy flush(es).
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