Pregnant Women

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

With all this anger about money directed at pregnant women I have a funny feeling that Mike might have appeared on "Maury" a time or two for a paternity that didn't go his way.

[Extra Stout]

Everyone must earn respect, you just don't give it cuz they have a goddam vagina. Women think their vagina is a purse for mens money.

I don't think my wife would let me keep my spending cash in there.

[ChumpDumper]

Everyone must earn respect, you just don't give it cuz they have a goddam vagina. Women think their vagina is a purse for mens money.

It's true!

I don't repect mikejones99 and he is a vagina.

[FromWayDowntown]

With all this anger about money directed at pregnant women I have a funny feeling that Mike might have appeared on "Maury" a time or two for a paternity that didn't go his way.

The complaint seems to be a recurring theme with Mike -- one that is both loathsome and tiresome.

I hadn't thought about the Maury aspect, but you're probably right.

[Ballcox]

I don't know, now that I'm married with 3 kids I find pregnant women really attractive, can't take my eyes off them when I see one in a store somewhere. I also find myself turned on by moms with kids in general, more than hot single women. Ok, I've talked too much, I'm done.

[Guru of Nothing]

There's a lady in my office who recently found out that she is pregnant. All she does now is announce how ing hungry she is all the time. "I'm getting dizzy, I need to eat, I'm so hungry, my baby needs food." Oh holy . I want to punch her in the face.

I admit I haven't been around many pregnant women, but ! Spare us.

Maybe it's hormonal and she can't refrain from expressing feelings that nobody else gives a about.

... but I've never been pregnant, so I really don't know.

[SpursWoman]

With all this anger about money directed at pregnant women I have a funny feeling that Mike might have appeared on "Maury" a time or two for a paternity that didn't go his way.

His schtick isn't new. He's been saying stupid like that since he registered. That is one bitter mofo.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread is making me hungry.

[SpursWoman]

No ... I just sent Chris to go pick up Chester's.

[2Blonde]

I just ate strawberry ice cream with strawberries mashed into it from Coldstone Creamery in honor of the pregnant Katy works with. (but I promise not to talk about it)

[T Park]

I propose a toast with my glass of Tropical Punch FUZE to all the pregnant ladies in the world.

Thank you for doing all the work.

(drinks)

[Duff McCartney]

From what a friend tells me...nothing beats pregnant chick sex.

Apparently according to him, his gf had so many hormones surging through her when she was pregnant, that she wanted sex a whole lot more.

[ShoogarBear]

I just hard some barbcued rip tips and mashed potatoes. And I'm not even pregnant.

Now I think I'll get some yogurt. And still not be pregnant.

[Extra Stout]

I downed some asparagus tips, ice cream cake, and three black lagers.

I look like I'm pregnant.

[ShoogarBear]

This is a great thread. Every time we have a meal, we should post it here for Katy. She can add up the calories for us.

[Extra Stout]

This is a great thread. Every time we have a meal, we should post it here for Katy. She can add up the calories for us.

She's a grammar expert AND a nutritionist?! I tell you, if I weren't ya casado...

[spurs=bling]

i'm about to eat pizza for the first time

[ShoogarBear]

Bs.

[Guru of Nothing]

I've got some seasoned roasted onion/portabello/bell pepper in reserve. Sometimes meals just present themselves.

[Duff McCartney]

Bs.

[ObiwanGinobili]

From what a friend tells me...nothing beats pregnant chick sex.

Apparently according to him, his gf had so many hormones surging through her when she was pregnant, that she wanted sex a whole lot more.

yeah thats true.



I had Jambalya with chicken and sausage, followed up with 2 Shinerbocks.
and I'm not pregnant.

[2Blonde]

I've got some seasoned roasted onion/portabello/bell pepper in reserve. Sometimes meals just present themselves.

Hey isn't that an ad for Lean Cuisine???? or is it Weight Watchers????

[Guru of Nothing]

Hey isn't that an ad for Lean Cuisine???? or is it Weight Watchers????

Maybe, but I usually manage to find the energy to mix them with carbs and cheese.

Now there's a good alias ID - Carbs and Cheese.

[katyon6th]

Oh .

all you es.

[Guru of Nothing]

Oh .

all you es.

Yes Ma'am.