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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    There's a lady in my office who recently found out that she is pregnant. All she does now is announce how ing hungry she is all the time. "I'm getting dizzy, I need to eat, I'm so hungry, my baby needs food." Oh holy . I want to punch her in the face.

    I admit I haven't been around many pregnant women, but ! Spare us.

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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    I am sure that Obiwan would love to share all of her pregnancy experiences with you.

    Quite sure.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Well, you can laugh after the baby is born and she's desperately trying to get off the 70lbs she gained, not realizing that she was, in fact, not eating for 2.

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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    that, I don't want pregnancy experiences.

    Close this thread.

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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Wait til she gets really big and shows you her nude pictures.

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    Believe. Nesterofish's Avatar
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    that, I don't want pregnancy experiences.

    Close this thread.
    You could shove a lime up your nostril to get an idea what it feels like.

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    She just came into the office saying "I want a fruit cup." This is after she just ate 2 tacos.

    What a .

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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    she just thinks she has an excuse to eat more. She will be sorry after the baby comes out and she is too lazy to exercise and actually LOOSE the weight.

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    Well...Everyone is different...From what I have read....Some women are just the opposite and are a joy to be around for the 1st eight months...Their husbands are in 7th heaven...Then after the baby is born they go back to acting like your friend at the office....

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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    You could shove a lime up your nostril to get an idea what it feels like.
    No.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    That's my cue to back out of this thread. Because all I ever wanted was chips, dip & chocolate milk ... so I can relate. And I don't think relating is what your looking for in this thread.

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    I M Ultimate Badass Quadzilla99's Avatar
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    There's a lady in my office who recently found out that she is pregnant. All she does now is announce how ing hungry she is all the time. "I'm getting dizzy, I need to eat, I'm so hungry, my baby needs food." Oh holy . I want to punch her in the face.

    I admit I haven't been around many pregnant women, but ! Spare us.
    You always this miserable? damn...actually kinda funny.

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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    My problem isn't with her eating so damn much, it's about her announcing how ing hungry she is and what she's eating, about to eat or wants to eat.

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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    You always this miserable? damn...actually kinda funny.
    I'm not miserable, I'm annoyed.

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    Nevermind Quad and Nestero- , theyre assholes.

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    Pregnant women are ugly and discusting. looks like there face is gonna explode.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Go ahead and punch her in the face.....then post about it.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    she just thinks she has an excuse to eat more. She will be sorry after the baby comes out and she is too lazy to exercise and actually LOOSE the weight.

    Please see the LOSE vs LOOSE thread.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    She's probably gaining too much weight - pregnant women in the first trimester generally only need to add about 300 calories per day to their normal diet. Now women will nearly double their volume of blood, and that can create dizziness and need for more food as can growth spurts.

    But she's just letting herself go with whatever sounds tasty and using pregnancy as an excuse.

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    Believe. Nesterofish's Avatar
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    Pregnant women are ugly and discusting. looks like there face is gonna explode.
    Bearing children is noible. That's one of the biggest reasons for women to exist in the first place. You thibk they're just disposable items for you to unload your in and move on.

    I respect women.

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I've known a few preggos in my time who think it;as an excuse to eat everything in sight in massive quan ies. like SW said they are the ones who gain like 70 lbs.
    And how preggo is she .. you said "recently found out" is she really that hungry that she needs to announce it everytime.. or is she looking for an excuse to get fat?

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I am sure that Obiwan would love to share all of her pregnancy experiences with you.

    Quite sure.

    If she was looking for pregnant stories I'd me more than happy to accomidate
    But I don't think thats what she's looking for.

    besides, my preggo stories are fading in my memory and are quickly being replaced by infant and toddler stories. I better write them down before they are gone for good since I don;t ever plan on getting pregnant again.

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    Everyone must earn respect, you just don't give it cuz they have a goddam vagina. Women think their vagina is a purse for mens money.

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    Everyone must earn respect, you just don't give it cuz they have a goddam vagina. Women think their vagina is a purse for mens money.
    that's hilarious.

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