Is a Ford Fusion a chick car?

[Extra Stout]

the new camaro or the new challenger........or buy a holden.....if you can get one imported from austrailia.

If he is willing to wait for those first two, OK, but Ixnay on the Holden. Pontiac committed blasphemy against the GTO by importing that Aussie anal suppository and slapping a Goat badge on it.

[Nesterofish]

Any Ford is gfor women and gays. GM is for loosers.

[Mixability]

That Blazer is awesome though, that was my other option before I decided on my 'Hoe. Does my Tahoe count as a chick car, since soccer moms drive it?

[Extra Stout]

That Blazer is awesome though, that was my other option before I decided on my 'Hoe. Does my Tahoe count as a chick car, since soccer moms drive it?

No.

The Tahoe is a compromise between family needs and male penile validation needs. The minivan is a chick car. Actually, it is worse than a chick car. It is an instrument of castration.

The Tahoe, no matter how much the soccer mom drives it, is a TRUCK WITH A BIG OLE THIRSTY MANLY V-8. And, like you mentioned, you can call it your 'Hoe.

[phyzik]

im sorry but yes, its a chick car. Get a civic Si

Civic Si = to the max

I can only hope you where joking.

[Sonia_TX]

I've been wanting one of those since I've had my car for 8 years. It still runs well but I am ready for something new! Either an SUV or a Fusion.

[Burn531]

Alright well thanks everyone for your opinions.

I guess I really don't care if it's considered a chick car. I went and looked at them a few hours ago so I'm pretty sure it's the car I want.

[Extra Stout]

Alright well thanks everyone for your opinions.

I guess I really don't care if it's considered a chick car. I went and looked at them a few hours ago so I'm pretty sure it's the car I want.

The assembly workers in Hermosillo, Mexico le agradecen mucho a usted.

[NZ Spurs]

America hasn't made a decent car since the Model T Ford.

[ALVAREZ6]

I wouldn't say it's a chick car, I'd buy it.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't ask me, I drive a Beetle.

[leemajors]

yeah, buy a truck or SUV, you'll show em who's broke by december and getting a manly 17mpg!

[Extra Stout]

yeah, buy a truck or SUV, you'll show em who's broke by december and getting a manly 17mpg!

Whoever said that compensating for one's insecurity about his own masculinity would be cheap?

[ShoogarBear]

Here's the bottom line---

To any person sufficiently sop ric to care whether a car is a "chick car" or not, I'm sorry, but any new car that is not tuned for performance will not be considered sufficiently male unless it is a bargain-basement piece of crap. Even then, in order to validate your penis, you have to change the rims and make other manly modifications. This is why you used to see Hyundai Accents with gobs of chrome and flashy rims. Mature adults think those cars look ridiculous, but "mature adults" don't understand how much you value the opinions others have of your manliness and what it implies about your penis.

So you have a choice -- you can satsify your own likes, or you can submit to the dominant social order of the wolfpack. You cannot do both.

Extra Stout must own a chick car.

[Das Texan]

Its not like a Fusion gets amazing gas mileage anyway, so the gas argument is pretty much null and void...though I guess getting about 20 mpg is better than 12.

[leemajors]

Its not like a Fusion gets amazing gas mileage anyway, so the gas argument is pretty much null and void...though I guess getting about 20 mpg is better than 12.

21/29 isn't bad for a 6 cylinder. i have a 10 year old SUV and wish i had something that got at least 25.

[braeden0613]

Civic Si = to the max

I can only hope you where joking.

i was serious...i mean obviously i would choose a corvette or new camaro...but this was the closest in price to a fusion. And no its not a chick car

[tsb2000]

I wouldn't say a Fusion is a chick car. It was said earlier it's the body used by NASCAR drivers who have Fords. I personally would drive a Charger instead (picking a car used in NASCAR), but to each their own.

The new VW Rabbit, on the other hand...

[Extra Stout]

Extra Stout must own a chick car.

Does a Mazda3 qualify as a chick car?

[ALVAREZ6]

Does a Mazda3 qualify as a chick car?

I'd say it's unisex

[SpursWoman]

Actually, the manliest possible vehicle is a TRUCK with TONS of HORSEPOWER and TORQUE, like an F-150.

Add the offroad package and gigantic triple-ply high-dollar mega-tires that force me to have to take a running jump to get into it ... and there's my MAN.

[SpursWoman]

yeah, buy a truck or SUV, you'll show em who's broke by december and getting a manly 17mpg!

Hey, now ... I get 18, 22 on the highway gotdammit!



I just bought this last month ... if all that were left to drive were minivans, I'd probably ride a bike. I'm just not that kind of chick ... regardless of all of the soccer, football, baseball & softball games I'm constantly carting everyone too. I really should have bought a Suburban ... we still end up having to take 2 cars occasionally.

[leemajors]

Does a Mazda3 qualify as a chick car?

that's a 5 isn't it? i have a 3, no hatchback. nice cars, the tacktronic transmission stuff is kinda worthless though.

[Mixability]

No.

The Tahoe is a compromise between family needs and male penile validation needs. The minivan is a chick car. Actually, it is worse than a chick car. It is an instrument of castration.

The Tahoe, no matter how much the soccer mom drives it, is a TRUCK WITH A BIG OLE THIRSTY MANLY V-8. And, like you mentioned, you can call it your 'Hoe.

I got it only for family needs, because getting a car seat and stroller in and out of a hatchback sucks. My trucks V-8 isn't THAT thirsty, since it does switch over to 4 cylinders on the highway.

yeah, buy a truck or SUV, you'll show em who's broke by december and getting a manly 17mpg!

yeah, if you can't afford gas, then a MANLY SUV isn't the way to go. Get one of these:



You'll be laughing all the way to the bank...............nevermind the people not laughing WITH you.

Extra Stout must own a chick car.

That would be my guess.

[ALVAREZ6]

I wouldn't be embarassed to drive that thing. It's like a go-kart, you can manuever around everyone.

If they were available here and cheap I'd buy one, and laugh at myself while doing, but who gives a .