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    Billups to Hamilton Burn531's Avatar
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    Yes or no?

    I kinda like the look of it and it's cheap. I was talking to my brother and his friends about it and they all agree only women would drive that car. I'm not sure but I can turn in my car I have right now instead of 6 months down the line.

    Any thoughts would be cool.

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    isn't that their new Focus/Escort? If so, yes.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    You can buy one, and then go to the gas station with your friends while you all fill up together, and laugh your ass off at them when you can go twice as far on 1/2 as much $$.





















    Just don't ever have an accident in one.

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    Assuming you are talking about Ford's US Taurus replacement, and not that European microvan thing, yes it is kind of a chick car, but less so than the Mercury Milan (its twin).

    Among domestic compe ors, the Dodge Charger is the most masculine.

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    Your brother and his friends need to grow up. If you like the car then go buy it, you're the one making the payments.

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    Here's a pic for others to judge:

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    I like it. Just put a kick-ass CD player in it and you are good to go.

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    That's what she said. LuvBones's Avatar
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    Doesn't look like a chick car to me... go for it!

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    I will take your photo and post it photoguy's Avatar
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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    That's not a chick car...

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    I will take your photo and post it photoguy's Avatar
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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    The definitive chick car in the midsize sedan segment is the Volkswagen Jetta.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    I don't see how a car whose body design is used in NASCAR can be considered a chick car...

    And I love that commercial where the Fusion turns into the NASCAR version after the smoke....

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    I don't see how a car whose body design is used in NASCAR can be considered a chick car...

    And I love that commercial where the Fusion turns into the NASCAR version after the smoke....
    The Fusion's body design is not used in NASCAR, nor is the Monte Carlo's, nor the Charger's, nor the Camry's, nor the Grand Prix's.

    Decals that look sort of like the headlights and grilles of those cars are affixed to the front ends of the more-or-less standard NASCAR racers.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    The Fusion's body design is not used in NASCAR, nor is the Monte Carlo's, nor the Charger's, nor the Camry's, nor the Grand Prix's.

    Decals that look sort of like the headlights and grilles of those cars are affixed to the front ends of the more-or-less standard NASCAR racers.
    Do they make a Miata NASCAR?

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    If you get the right version and add some stuff to it, it won't look like a chick's car.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    If you get the right version and add some stuff to it, it won't look like a chick's car.
    I don't think it looks like a chick car, but you could certainly make it look better with the right rims and tires, and a tint...

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    Do they make a Miata NASCAR?
    The Miata would have been a chick car, were it not moreso a gay man's car.

    Even so, a straight male that likes roadsters would be remiss not to try one out.

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    im sorry but yes, its a chick car. Get a civic Si

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    Here's the bottom line---

    To any person sufficiently sop ric to care whether a car is a "chick car" or not, I'm sorry, but any new car that is not tuned for performance will not be considered sufficiently male unless it is a bargain-basement piece of crap. Even then, in order to validate your penis, you have to change the rims and make other manly modifications. This is why you used to see Hyundai Accents with gobs of chrome and flashy rims. Mature adults think those cars look ridiculous, but "mature adults" don't understand how much you value the opinions others have of your manliness and what it implies about your penis.

    So you have a choice -- you can satsify your own likes, or you can submit to the dominant social order of the wolfpack. You cannot do both.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    Here's the bottom line---

    To any person sufficiently sop ric to care whether a car is a "chick car" or not, I'm sorry, but any new car that is not tuned for performance will not be considered sufficiently male unless it is a bargain-basement piece of crap. Even then, in order to validate your penis, you have to change the rims and make other manly modifications. This is why you used to see Hyundai Accents with gobs of chrome and flashy rims. Mature adults think those cars look ridiculous, but "mature adults" don't understand how much you value the opinions others have of your manliness and what it implies about your penis.

    So you have a choice -- you can satsify your own likes, or you can submit to the dominant social order of the wolfpack. You cannot do both.
    I agree, unless it's a Miata...

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    I agree, unless it's a Miata...
    Think about it. The Miata emphasizes power-to-weight ratio and handling. These are the sort of things limpwristed pantywaists bring up when trying to argue that they are in fact real men. Sort of the "it's not important how big it is, it's what you do with it." And what does "handling" mean in regards to one's manhood? Gayness. Someone "handling" your package.

    The important metaphor for your penis is THRUST. That means HORSEPOWER. That means TORQUE. That doesn't mean "fuel economy" or "sensibility." Fuel economy is the automotive equivalent of eating a salad. Sensibility is the automotive equivalent of the p-whipped mousy househusband whose wife won't let him buy a Harley because "we have to save for Johnny's college." We don't need to SAVE because Johnny's gonna play FOOTBALL.

    So, the more HORSEPOWER and TORQUE your car has, the more of a man you are. Actually, the manliest possible vehicle is a TRUCK with TONS of HORSEPOWER and TORQUE, like an F-150 Lightning.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    I think it's just because women really like that car and lots of them buy it...

    I mean what does make a car a chick car?

    http://www.cartalk.com/content/featu...ars/chick.html

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    So, Burn531, here are the vehicles you should consider:




    And your best option, complete with your "huevos grandotes" HEMI...


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    I think it's just because women really like that car and lots of them buy it...

    I mean what does make a car a chick car?

    http://www.cartalk.com/content/featu...ars/chick.html
    That list misses something:

    A Ford Mustang is only a guy car when equipped with a V-8. The V-6 Mustang is a straight-up chick car.

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